Well, I sure didn't expect some girl to just show up out of nowhere. Poor girl. She's got to have amnesia, or something, (although she insists she doesn't) because even though she looks to be about my age, she's claiming that she isn't human. Or wasn't. Great, she's delusional, too.
But you know what? That's okay. She's a nice girl. She just seems to be confused. I suppose I can let her stay a while until she sorts things out.

WARNING: Strong language

Fluttershy picture by SmokeFlare

When a threat is made against Princess Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor gives her a guard. But because Armor doesn't want to scare his sister, the guard goes undercover to become her coltfriend. To their astonishment, it works! But what happens when the guard falls in love with the princess? (AU tag because Equestria Girls does not take place.)

This is my first real fic, so constructive criticism is welcome.

And comments are appreciated.