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Sep
21st
2022

The Great and Powerful Trrrrrrixie! · 3:05pm Sep 21st, 2022

Kinda nice having time to write again. Here's a little thing I wrote yesterday about Wysteria and Trixie. It needs to be cleaned up, but I rather like it.

Enjoy. :twilightsmile:


With that unpleasant thought, Wysteria adjusted her secretarial collar and briskly trotted towards the dining hall. If Miss Lulamoon had done her job properly, it would only take a few minutes to verify everything, and Wysteria was confident that Trixie had completed everything satisfactorily.

It was a bit strange that the travelling magician had adjusted and settled in so quickly in her position as Prince Bean’s personal secretary, but Wysteria wouldn’t trade Trixie for anything in the world. Her bravado and her stubbornness had a way of dislodging even the most dug-in of nobles, and Wysteria had to admit to herself that she had gotten a few good ideas from her employee on how to “motivate” others. 

Fortunately, it seemed that Beatrix Lubella Lulamoon wasn’t going to go anywhere anytime soon. The employment was stimulating, her audience was both captive and compelled to interact with her, the paychecks were generous, and the palace cooking was far too delicious. Though Trixie would occasionally make an off hoof remark about going on the road next year, Wysteria knew there was no motivation in those words. For the first time in forever, Trixie had everything she had ever wanted: praise, adoration, appreciation, and kindness. 

It would be nearly impossible for any pony to leave such a comfortable and well-paying position. Trixie might take a few weeks of vacation here and there so as to properly scratch the travelling itch, but she would always return.

All of her friends were in Canterlot now, after all.

“So, it would seem that the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie’s abilities are needed once more!”

“Good morning to you too, Miss Lulamoon.” Wysteria rolled her eyes as Trixie struck a pose and smiled smugly. “How long have you been standing there, waiting for me?”

“Only for a few minutes. Trixie knew that you would sleep in, and that you’d rather be with your twins and Quill. I have all of the paperwork for the Crystalling, signed, notarized, and in triplicate, right here for you.”

“Thank you, Trixie.” Wysteria took the papers and quickly sorted them on her clipboard. “Are you heading down to breakfast now?”

“I am. Trixie is famished.”

“You know, you really need to watch what you eat. You’re not a travelling magician anymore, but if you’re going to keep eating like you are, pretty soon you’ll be the 
greatly bountiful Trixie.”

“Trixie has heard that stallions like a mare with a big back porch,” Trixie replied with her cajun accent. “But Trixie, she know how to keep elle-même lean and fit, no? Trixie live in Neigh Orleans, after all.”

“True. I don’t suppose they offer a fat-free version of gumbo down there, do they?”

“Only for touristique, the heathens,” said Trixie in her normal snarky tone.

“You know, it’s a bit of a shame that you don’t use your natural accent more. I mean, I understand why you don’t, given what you’ve told me of your past and your family, but it’s really quite charming, in my opinion.”

Trixie bobbed her head from side to side as they rounded the last corner to the dining hall. “Maybe Trixie can use it a bit more here and there. Trixie admits that I  would be a bit sad if I totally lost it.”

“It’s a part of who you are, after all. It would be a bit like if Prince Bean stopped cooking entirely just because his parents tried to force him into being a chef.”

Trixie didn’t reply, but she was clearly thinking the idea over. 

“Anyway, I’m going to get something ordered for breakfast for me and Quill. Do you want me to get something started for you?”

“No, thank you. Trixie needs to watch her girlish figure, or so I have been told,” Trixie said, sliding a hoof down her barrel and with a sly grin. “That, and Trixie has a few errands to run for Prince Bean first. Trixie will see you at the Crystalling.”

“Stay out of trouble in the meantime.”

“Was there ever any doubt?” Trixie smarmed. 

Comments ( 4 )

Trixie as a native of Nee Orleans is :twilightsmile:

There is a neat new ship for Trixie I saw art of that is really cool idea. Remember that stallion Pharynx who asked her to go to his country which Starlight tag along that episode. It's a neat one to check out!

Can’t wait to see more Trixie!

There is a quote from Estee about Trixie, that speaks to me:

It's easy to pass things like this onto Trixie, because she is not the type of personality who just sits back and waits for things to resolve themselves. Trixie gets involved. Trixie inserts herself into situations horn-first and if said horn happens to be lit at the time, that is now your problem. We can learn a lot from Trixie, mostly about how to be sued for damages.

I image a scenario where someone makes an off hoof remark in court and Trixie swears them out in front of Celestia and Bean (and Chrysalis) in Neigh Orleans Prench, full ascent and all

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