Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?
Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.
The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded
I been playing a lot of Oblivion recently. I feel like making an Oblivion crossover story where Twilight hears this music. And all her friends behave like Oblivion NPCs.
5608652 Yeah, I've already contributed to this endeavor by writing a scene about... making love with a changeling for one of my future chapters! And I'm not going to stop.
I can picture it now, Twilight trading everything for some skuma and accidentally turning the town against her when she nudges somepony too hard to "snap them out of it"
5608663 Also, the Royal Guard chasing her for picking up a wooden fork. To make the story somewhat tame, make Twilight is OP, so the guard can't hurt her.
5608664 And maybe make Pinkie start acting normal? XD
5608665 Pinkie acting normal will be a bomb! Go for it!
BTW while I was re-watching some episodes to get more insight into Starlight's character, in that particular episodes when their marks were removed, Pinkie actually behaved adequately. She tried her usual crazy stuff but quickly got fed with it herself So it's her cutie that makes her 'high' permanently, and ppl should not blame her for her behavior. She have literally no choice! And she likes that too, so all is fine.
Craft some Chitin Armor.
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Not the most pretty looking sets of armour.
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Spare the poor changelings!
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Make love to them instead. That will reform them.
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Yeah, I've already contributed to this endeavor by writing a scene about... making love with a changeling for one of my future chapters! And I'm not going to stop.
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Nice stuff. I should probably get around to reading your story sometime.
Hey, you! Finally awake.
I can picture it now, Twilight trading everything for some skuma and accidentally turning the town against her when she nudges somepony too hard to "snap them out of it"
Perhaps, it should involve some Moon Sugar consumption. It's not easy for the whole Ponyville to start spouting random nonsense like those NPCs
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Also, the Royal Guard chasing her for picking up a wooden fork. To make the story somewhat tame, make Twilight is OP, so the guard can't hurt her.
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And maybe make Pinkie start acting normal? XD
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Pinkie acting normal will be a bomb! Go for it!
BTW while I was re-watching some episodes to get more insight into Starlight's character, in that particular episodes when their marks were removed, Pinkie actually behaved adequately. She tried her usual crazy stuff but quickly got fed with it herself So it's her cutie that makes her 'high' permanently, and ppl should not blame her for her behavior. She have literally no choice! And she likes that too, so all is fine.
There's a story where a Whiterun town guard gets teleported into Equestria. All he says are the stock lines over and over from the game.
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This one?
- MLP: FiM
- Adventure
- Comedy
- Random
Generic Skyrim guard roams the land of Equestria, holding precious conversation with the natives.5608666
Well, I like Pinkie Pie. Love her for being crazy.
She probably is the easiest of the Mane Six to woo with romance.
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Yup.