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Nov
10th
2021

Sweetie Giraffe chooses violence because you are too short. Smollpipp chooses violence because you are too tall. · 12:42am Nov 10th, 2021

nobody is safe.

Comments ( 8 )

Nein, I am paradoxically both tall and smol

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The tallest person on the island and the shortest person on the island.

if pegasi are threatening to remove your kneecaps just say NO. pegasi cannot legally remove your kneecaps without your consent.
for more information visit https://www.kneecap-legal-advice.gob

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And the only person on the island

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Ah, are you a fellow Phantom Tollbooth enjoyer?

I am Tallkneecap R Mover, inventer of the KneecapRemover3000TM and We are sponsored by the Pegasus Royal Family today!

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I wish, it was just by the logic of being the tallest and the smollest on the island means you logically have to be the only person on the island

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