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  • 1 week
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

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  • 3 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

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  • 4 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

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Jul
2nd
2021

ARE MUSHROOMS SALAD? · 7:18am Jul 2nd, 2021

CAN YOU MAKE A SALAD OUT OF NOTHING BUT MUSHROOMS, OR DO YOU END UP WITH A BOWL OF MUSHROOMS AND NO SALAD?

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

EDIT: IT'S BEEN ANSWERED.

Comments ( 12 )

I'm pretty sure a salad is supposed to have more than one ingredient

But is cereal a soup?

No they are not but they can be part of a salad.


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What is life???? :derpyderp1:

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OH NO IT'S THE ACCURSED QUESTION

I do think salad needs to be multiple items, some of which can be mushrooms. A bowl of lettuce wouldn't really be a salad, for example.

Maybe if you put in several types of mushrooms, and some types of salad dressing and such, you could make a mostly mushroom salad.

--Sweetie Belle

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yeah, that seems to be the consensus both here and on discord. so long as there's some variety, it can be a salad. :V

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what about is a hotdog a sandwich or taco

Is a calzone just an Italian taco? Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Did the person who discovered milk look at a cow's udder and say "I'm gonna pull in those and drink whatever comes out!"? Is Earth really Space Australia? Are our dreams reality and what we believe to be reality just dreams? Are we all just figments of each other's imaginations? If everyone is the hero of their own story, are autobiographies and biographies fan fiction?

A salad is a dish consisting of mixed pieces of food, typically with at least one raw ingredient.

Salad, wikipedia

So, if there are many, mushrooms, with at least one raw, it's a salad

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From that same article

Common raw vegetables (in the culinary sense) used in a salad include cucumbers, peppers, tomatoes, onions, carrots, celery, radishes, mushrooms, avocado, olives, artichoke hearts, heart of palm, watercress, parsley, garden beets, and green beans.

It's important to note that it refers to Culinary vegetables and not actual taxonomic vegetables!

A more precise definition is "any plant part consumed for food that is not a fruit or seed, but including mature fruits that are eaten as part of a main meal". Falling outside these definitions are edible fungi (such as edible mushrooms) and edible seaweed which, although not parts of plants, are often treated as vegetables.

Technically you could make a mushroom salad out of only mushrooms if you prepare them well enough, and depends on what sauce you have mixed in with them like ranch or whatever.

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Pineapple salsa is technically a fruit salad containing tomatoes.

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Food naming is shifty like that, also tomatoes are usually classified as vegetables even though they are fruits

food classification is broken and we will not be able to fix it because it will broke so many other things...

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