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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Tuesday
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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  • Sunday
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 2 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 2 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Apr
21st
2021

Text-to-speech woes · 8:52pm Apr 21st, 2021

I was talking about this in the Discord server earlier today, but no solution was had, so I figured I'd query the feed and see if anyone else has ideas. :B

As y'all might know, I utilize Fimfic's onboard TTS feature a lot, and it's gotten me through a ton of stories. I'm gearing up to do this again soon, in fact, so I need to get this squared away.

To my knowledge, Fimfic is supposed to default to whatever your system's TTS voice is. In my case, on Windows 10, that's Microsoft Dave. But since about yesterday, TTS has been this fast-paced female voice, and she's too squirrely to be of any use to me. D:

I've checked my local settings, they're still set to Microsoft Dave. Confoundingly, this other voice isn't even one of the choices I have. And I'm not the only one having this problem, c.f. aforementioned Discord conversation.

Anyone have ideas?

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PresentPerfect
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As an aside, I just got my second COVID shot so I may be out of commission for the next few days. XD

I can't help re: the TTS issue but yay for getting vaccinated!

TTL always makes me laugh when it hits pegasi, pronounced Peg-GAS-see

I just checked, and I got different voices on different browsers, masculine on Firefox and feminine on Safari. Doesn't look like it's your settings that are the problem.

5503395
Like Emeril Pegasi, the celebrity chef?

FIMFic has TTS program?

I hate to say this, but have you tried restarted your computer? Sometimes that fixes bizarre bugs like this.

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Congrats on dose 2!!!

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5503399
Now that's unusual. <.< I use Chrome for everything, but I do know my desktop has always had a different voice because Windows 7.

5503404
*cocks gun* Always has.

5503420
Might not be a bad idea. I restart it once a week with regularity, but who knows.

5503399

Like Emeril Pegasi, the celebrity chef?

Excellent work.

5503404
It does! Just click on a paragraph, and a little menu appears above it with an option to 🔊 Read.

It's incredibly useful for proofreading.

It uses whatever TTS is built into your browser or operating system.

Your browser's own internal TTS function will override your systemwide default one unless you tell it to stop it. I'm guessing whatever browser you use pushed out an update that reset that choice or something.

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5503420
The restart did not help. :B

5503473
This seems a reasonable assumption. The question now is how to change this, because I attempted to look into it the other day with no luck. c.c

So I tried listening to the penultimate chapter of my story, and I gotta say. Hearing the bot reading lines written for a crazed Scotsman is an experience.

Safari on macOS uses the system voice, but seems a bit hurried when the FF read is used versus the browser’s version. Firefox’s pacing is the same and its voice is a briefly amusing robot-at-the-bottom-of-a-bottle voice.

A couple of years ago when I was playing around with special formatting for TTS, I had the same problem you are having, unfortunately I don’t recall the solution.

Instead of just restarting, see if you can clear caches in the browser. The TTS is likely some monstrously large set of Javascript files that may be mucked up because software is no longer deterministic. You’d want to clear out downloaded files or something, not cookies or history.

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...You know, I just went ahead and did that, but...

I'm on my desktop. >.<

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https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-use-windows-10s-narrator-to-read-your-screen-aloud

See if some of the speed/pitch nonsense if off there. Again, who the fark knows these days.

I'm on my desktop. >.<

macOS ≠ iOS (or not yet at least), plus Lord Knighty’s TTS plug-in is supposed to be OS/browser agnostic (laugh now) and it is marked “experimental” even after half a decade.

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...And then I did it on my laptop and forgot to test it. x.x Still no luck.

I guess I'm going to have to try Windows Narrator, which will mean A) highlighting entire chapters so it doesn't read the website, and B) turning caps lock off constantly. :/ Which sucks because the light doesn't work.

My current BKM is exporting fics from fimfiction as epubs and uploading them to Google Play Books. From there they'll sync automatically to the Play Books app on Android, which I can either read or listen to with TTS.

Don't think this works on iPhone though; last I checked the iPhone version didn't do TTS.

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5505959
Can you believe this blog has been up for four days and no one told me it says "Test"?

Had the same problem. I fixed it by logging into chrome as a guest. It gets annoying having to have two chromes open, but it works.

It took two days of messing around with updates, restarts, shutdown, different browsers, different devices, etc but in the end it was worth it. I simply did not want to bother training myself to get used to the new voice.

Oddly, I made a burner account for chrome to test it and it switch back to the feminine voice, so it's probably not the account itself that's causing the problem.

Either way, it'll be chrome's guest mode for me until it fixes itself. Or I might just be using chrome's guest mode indefinitly.

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5508741
Logging into Chrome as a guest sounds infinitely more agreeable than trying to use Narrator, which I cannot pause, which is finicky as hell, which is nearly impossible to get to do what you want. >.>

PresentPerfect
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5508741
Holy shit, this actually works! :O It's a pain in the ass, but so was Narrator. I'll take it!

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Oh hey! Fimfiction's been fixed!
i.imgur.com/EgsyXQM.png
They removed the TTS help button and replaced it with a setting button!

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orly <.<

Just in time for me to have finished reading both of those longfics, too. :|

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