Human In Equestria Story Ideas?

You know, since like 99% of my stories are HIE stories.

So, got any Human In Equestria story ideas?

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[Officer Hotpants]

Anon is into bestiality. His dream has always been to fuck a horse. When he gets to Equestria, he's so disappointed by the not-quite-horses locals that he can no longer get it up at all anymore. Not even to the thoughts that used to do it for him.

Local mint horse Lyra is the same way. She's always wanted to fuck a big, strong ape. She hears stories about the alien "ape" and is super excited until she meets him and realizes he's that nothing like the wild animals she rubs it out to on the daily.

They bump into each other again at the bar after evenings of heavy drinking and wake up together the next morning, in a bed so matted with fluids that it looks like someone popped a water bed half-filled with pastry icing. Neither of them is remotely happy about this.

EDIT: Kudos for asking for evil inspiration with your 666th blog, by the way.

[Hotel_Chicken]

Instead of going to earth, Kal-El *goes to Equestrian and grows up. Somehow, the glasses trick still fools ponies even though he's the only humanoid creature on the planet. (Or maybe they all know and it's only Celestia who doesn't.)

Edit: Originally had ogees, stupid fat fingers.

[Bendy]

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I just released that now that it's my 666's blog.

Anon disappointment that the ponies are intelligent. He could try find a pony to pretend to be a dumb animal. Or some pony to cast spell to make a pony temporary dumb. Dumb to the point the mare shits on the floor. XD

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I don't know much about Kal-El ogees. Just googled him briefly. Basically superman?

[LordMentat]

A truck driver is an idiot and does not park his semi correctly and gets isekei'd by accident.

[Officer Hotpants]

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Anon settles for AJ?

[bluelanternspike]

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Damn, ok that sounds like a great idea XD

[Officer Hotpants]

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Thanks. I always wanted to horrify-yet-fascinate people. On purpose, I mean.

[iamgoku]

A down on his luck anon has no job or prospects in Equestria, however his pride prevents him from asking for handouts from Twilight or the other princesses (aside from his free lodgings, which he begrudgingly accepted for the moment), his lack of skills in pony society lead him to try and become a prostitute.

Only to discover he is.....not proportioned properly AKA His dick is too small and his first few attempts lead to Mares either laughing him out of the room, or patronizing him and trying to let him down gentle.

His attempts at providing oral pleasure also don't work, as his tongue is smaller than a Ponies, and he lacks the muscle power to really provide any good stimulation (again, in comparison to ponies)

Anon returns back to the castle, where Luna, Celestia, Twilight and Cadence await, and have heard of his attempts (and subsequent failures) before revealing there is a way he could still please mares, and be provided payment for it.

When he asks why, the four princesses reveal they used a spell, and are now sporting hulking futa-members, and assure a nervous anon that they'll be gentle.

[Hotel_Chicken]

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Yup, that's his real name. Superman is Kal-El, but they gave him the name Clark Kent when he got to Earth.

[SabreTheRedMane]

Two soldiers, Soviet and American, from the times of Cuban Missile Crisis, shown as over-the-board and grotesque representation of their contries' corresponding clishes and tropes, get to Equestria. Friendship problems ensue.
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What if it's Mercurial64's or Jotun22's version of Equestria?

[Wydril]

Anon is a daytrader, fairly successful one too. After drinking the magic bleach and landing in Equestria, he uses his knowledge of economics to take advantage of the innocent poners until he ends up both creating and owning the Equestrian Stock Exchange, plus owning nearly every piece of land in the country. This ends up making Anon the de facto ruler of Equestria, without Celestia really noticing.

I wouldn't want him to be cutthroat, no buying the land someone's house is on to kick them out, just very shrewd and able to maneuver his way into total ownership.

[The Hermit]

Okay so, it is just like every other HiE-fic;
human ends up in Equestria, meets the main characters, becomes friends with them in just the first day.
Only to forget it all the next morning.

[Wydril]

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Like that Adam Sandler movie, 50 First Dates?

[The Hermit]

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I was thinking of something closer to a reverse of Groundhogs Day, but sure why not.

[Officer Hotpants]

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Then he's a lucky man. And I hate him.

[Ray Tape]

What about one where a human tries to bring democracy to equestria or another ideology also you currently have 666 blogs nice

[Hotel_Chicken]

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I think there's a displacement fic with this except it's a fat store grocer who can produce infinite food and essentially bankrupts Equestria, making him the technical owner of the country.

[Nodqfan]

Something simlar to Gilded Sister and Soaring on Little Wings

Basically, a human gets reincarnated into the body of whatever creature/race in Equestria and lives their new life and may interact with canon characters along the way.

[Rhythmic Gravity Chance]

I don't know if anyone already thought up these ideas but here's a few brain farts...

Anon finds out that griffins drove turkey's into extinction after a rather shitty day and abuses the power of the mirror pond to invade Griffonstone for a new source of white meat.

Anon goes on a malicious fishing binge with a suction cup and targets innocent ponies who desperately fight not to be dragged off while also causing havoc along the way.

Anon gains a set of Pinkie Pie Pajamas which bestows upon him all of her unnerving powers and so he finds himself following the mare of inspiration on a journey to discover what it means to smile.

[proclarushtaonasat]

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How about the episode Luna eclipsed?
Its nightmare night, and everyone is having a good time, except for anon, cause he has a hard time trying to not get squished by the amazonian mares, who are to busy partying to pay attention to the tiny human. (rainbow dash is pranking everyone with a stormcloud, and while the lightning only stuns ponies, it would instantly kill anon)
Anon is also too weak and short to play most of the party games
Then Luna shows up, and everypony is scared of her, because she was nightmare moon.
Anon is also scared of Luna, but not because of the nightmare moon thingy (that happened before he came to equestria)
Hes more freaked out by the fact, that luna is about the size of a skyscraper. every step shakes the ground, every breath is a storm, her massive figure casts a shadow over the entire town, so even at noon, it would become as dark as midnight, and her canterlot voice is so loud, even if someone would lock themselves in a soundproof room, her voice would rattle the molecules of the walls itself, and still be audible.
Also her physique would overshadow every other pony, even if she was normal sized. Buffer than AJ, bustier than Fluttershy etc. (if anthro, story would also work for regular ponies)

When everypony baricades themselves in their homes, luna at first picks up a couple of buildings and peaks into the windows, which terrifies everyone, and when noone wants to come out, luna storms off angrily, her hair flowing luciously in the evening breeze

Twilight tries to help her, just like in the show, but instead of fluttershy, she picks anon, to teach her, now not to be scary, cause hes the most puny non-theatening creature in all of equestria. (anon: "um, thanks, i guess?")

Also when twi explains the nightmare moon thing to him, his response should be "wait, that giant horse can turn into an even bigger giant horse?!?"