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  • 1 week
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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  • 1 week
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 3 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 3 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Nov
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2020

Fic recs, November 19th! · 6:57pm Nov 19th, 2020

Haha whoops, I read this month's Flash Fiction Online, then didn't do any reviews! This issue comes with an announcement their editor in chief is stepping down at the end of the year. But for now, we've got meeting your end, running, the invisible ones, and indispensables. A good crop of stories!

Minifics because nothing else is gonna be done any time soon! :')

H: 4 R: 9 C: 4 V: 1 N: 0

My Immortal by Cold in Gardez
Genre: Sexual Comedy
Twilight's made some changes around Ponyville.
I was all set to be disappointed that this wasn't CiG's take on the classic Harry Potter trollfic, but I needn't have worried. :) I mean, it isn't, but what it is is certainly as good if not greater. This is a perfect, compact comedy based around a single bit of wordplay.
Highly Recommended

Night of the Whinnying Dead by Esle Ynopemos
Genre: Dark Comedy
This is a simple story about Rainbow Dash and Twilight fighting zombies, only it's funny.
Recommended

Inverted Joke Week, part 3: Applejack by Nonagon
Genre: Meta
This might have worked better had I been reading these all one after the other. I mean, it's been months, let alone weeks, since I read the last one, and this is… literally just two lines of dialogue. o.O
Vaguely Recommended

SciTwi Trying to Flirt by FuzzyFurvert
Genre: EQG Rom-Com
This is like those shortest shipfics Biscuit and I were writing once upon a time. Short, amusing, very weird. XD
Recommended for Laughs

One Quiet Night by HoofAndQuill
Genre: Emotional
Apple Bloom has a question.
Nothing like reading a slew of comedies just to immediately dive into "AJ, where'd Ma and Pa go after they died?" ;_; Geez. This is real good, just know what you're getting into ahead of time.
Highly Recommended

The Ballade of Power and Greatness by AugieDog
Genre: Poem
Augie hits it out of the park again. This could be summed up as "Boast Busters as a poem from Trixie's POV", but it's just so good. Damn!
Highly Recommended

Life of the Party by Silvernis
Genre: Sad
Pinkie just wants to cheer Twilight up while she's in the hospital.
This is honestly really good, but the question is, how much do you want to see Pinkie Pie being hyper and excited at a time when being hyper and excited is maybe not a good idea?
Recommended If You Like Drama

One Adventure by BombasticBookpony
Genre: Doctor Who Crossover
This is pretty good! Solid Doctor writing, another story with Rarity as his companion, and I like the main idea. :) Short but sweet.
Recommended

Before You Die, You Will Kneel by QueenMoriarty
Genre: Drama
Some aristocrats don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
On the surface, this seems like a fairly standard — if ultimately satisfying — "take that" against anyone who badmouths Celestia, with a strawpony stand-in on one side and Blueblood, of all ponies, on the other. But it's actually what's going on around them that's the point here, and the author's note at the end makes it quite clear. :D I thought it was neat!
Recommended

The Visitor by ObabScribbler
Genre: Sad Shipping
Trixie's just not in the mood to deal with Pinkie Pie.
This was a surprisingly strong look into Trixie's character. Really was not expecting that from the outset, but I gladly welcomed it!
Recommended

Captain Prism Flash by KwirkyJ
Genre: Sci-Fi/Sad Shipping
This is a Ponies Writing Ponies kind of story, so you can kind of guess at what's going on. The draw, though, is how un-obvious it is who's writing, and most especially, the details of the pulpy space adventure. This is good fun. :)
Recommended

Sonata Dusk Outsmarts Someone by Pascoite
Genre: Cute EQG
This is nothing but heartwarming EQG sister snuggles. :D
Recommended

Lying in It by Abecedarian
Genre: Sad
All you need to know is the screenshot used as the prompt at the start of the story. This was really good, and it hit really hard.
Recommended

Where Parallel Universes Converge for Dummies by FanOfMostEverything
Sequel to Where Parallel Lines Converge and Parallel Universes for Dummies
Genre: What
Trust me to set up reading a pair of prequels only to wait long enough to read the sequel that I completely forget about them. What the actual fuck is this?
What

Out of Darkness Cometh Light by Loganberry
Genre: Poem
And this one's basically "the pilot, but as a poem", but the poem works perfectly well, and I have nothing but appreciation for such things. :)
Recommended

Not Great, Not Terrible by Aquaman
Genre: Random Comedy/Crossover?
Cutie Reactors don't just explode.
This is some wacky bullshit, and I love it. I guess it's a crossover with Chernobyl, which… wouldn't that just sort of make it a historical crossover then? I know nothing about the show. Anyway, recast Our Town as being powered by the cutie mark vault, with Double Diamond and Night Glider as hapless technicians, and you have a big pile of silly season five fun. :D
Highly Recommended

Terminology by MythrilMoth
Genre: Light Comedy
The CMCs, along with Diamond Tiara, sit around trying to figure out just what the CMCs' new cutie marks mean/are. That's about all there is to this, but it's a fun character piece nonetheless.
Recommended for CMC Fans

Strange Aeons by Not_A_Hat
Genre: Historical Drama
Tired of reading about the fall of Luna? Well, read this anyway. It doesn't focus on the battle so much as what comes before and afterward, with Star Swirl appearing from somewhere in the past to try and sway Celestia's hand. The dialogue is mostly allusions and vagaries, but that makes sense for the two of them, really.
Recommended

Comments ( 5 )

What the actual fuck is this?

Look, eldritch horror gets the lion's share, and most of the rest is either eldritch adventure that fails at being horrfying or eldritch comedy that deliberately avoids it. There is a rich untapped vein of eldritch slice of life.

Nothing like reading a slew of comedies just to immediately dive into "AJ, where'd Ma and Pa go after they died?" ;_; Geez. This is real good, just know what you're getting into ahead of time.

CW: Morbid I skimmed the list and read this as a comedy about where Ma and Pa went when they died. And I clicked anyway.

An R, for a poem? I'll take that, thank you! :yay:

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I have to admit, I do like situations where one character's actions are unknowable, but the other reacts to them as though they're perfectly understandable.

The dialogue is mostly allusions and vagaries, but that makes sense for the two of them, really.

That was what made it special. Great little piece to pull from a “scrapbox”.

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