Fang Gang Shorts #90 · 8:23pm Sep 18th, 2020
Zenex looked at his sidehoof crossbows. As he cleaned it, a changeling walked over. “Hey, you!”
Zen looked over. “Hm?”
“You’re that doll-eyed nymph that purple miss pigtails hangs with!”
“Um... yes...?” Zenex said, trying not to run away to Hive.
The female changeling glared. “That nymph beat the hell outta me!”
Zenex blinked. “Um... if she did, then you probably deserved it.”
The changeling growled, then a sheet of paper fell from her bags. Zenex examined them.
How to be a handsome guy.
- Be muscular
- Keep in shape
- Be able to lift
- Have normally-colored eyes
- Be masculine
- Work out
- Play sports
- Wear masculine colors
- Be attracted to females
- Listen to females
Zenex blinked, especially offended by number four. “What hole did you crawl out of?”
“The hole I’m gonna put through your—”
Zenex shot her with his sidehoofs, which were loaded with stun arrows. The two bolts shocked the changeling and sent her to the ground.
Zenex sighed and got up. “Oh, and please get "purple miss pigtails"’s name right. Thank you.”
With that, the nymph trotted off.
A continuation of this because I’m bored.
Heh. Good one, Zen.
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Heh, yep.
Nice one Zenny!
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Heh, mhm. Zenex may be shy and scared, but he has his moments of bravery.
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If Zenex got a bad feeling from number four of the list, then imagine how Dagger and/or Mantis would react to number nine...
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Oh damn, that’s a hellstorm waiting to happen.
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Yep! And he's all the more adorable for it!
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Oh yeah...that wouldn't be pretty for her...
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Or a literal shitstorm.
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Mhm.
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Oh shite...
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Heh, yep!
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Yep...
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Yeah! Three cheers for Zenny and Flutterwings!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
It SHOULD say.
Be fun and outgoing. Jokes, energy, etc...
Be active, not lazy. Do your chores, fun activities with Significant Other, etc...
Think things through as much as possible. Purchases, actions, etc...
Keep clean appearance. Shower, soap, trim, etc...
Optional: be aloof, some people like that for some reason. Im not...
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Heh