Sep
3rd
2020
Fang Gang Shorts #74 · 2:18am Sep 3rd, 2020
Dagger ran up to Zenex and Hive. “Hey Zen!”
“Hm?”
“I have a dare for you.”
Zenex tilted his head. “What is it?”
“Try to not be cute!” Dagger chirped.
“W-What?”
“Dagger, it’s Zenex, how can he not be cute?” Hive shuddered a bit.
“I dunno. Void your bowels a bit?” Dagger sarcastically suggested. Not like Zenex would actually—
“O-Okay then...”
The other two looked over. “Wait wha—”
Zenex’s eyes were screwed shut and he was blushing, a horrible smell irradiating from him.
“Aw! Dude!” Hive looked away.
“Argh, what the hell?!” Dagger also looked away.
“B-But... y-you told me to...” Zenex’s ears drooped and he whimpered, before running off.
Dagger looked off into space. “I am forever scarred...”
“M-Me too...”
Aww, poor Zenny...
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Yeah...
5347502
I mean, I guess now we know him not being cute is possible...
5347504
Yep. They just learned the hard way.
“Zenex! I was just kidding!”
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“Yeah, no. He’s gone.”
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“When I said, ‘void your bowels’, I didn’t mean literally! I wasn’t even talking to him!”
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“Yeah, sure... You better sleep with one eye open, Dag.”
5347512
Oh god, is he gonna fart attack Dag while he’s sleeping?
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Pfffft! Oh fu—
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5347517
Heh, nice one
5347518
Oh god, I’m actually kinda laughing irl.
5347519
Wait, really?
5347520
Heh. Yeah. That was too funny.
5347521
A-Fricken-greed
5347523
Heh.
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Yeah
5347530
Yep. Feel bad for Zenny though, he was just doing what Dag told him to
5347531
Yeah... poor fella
5347532
Yeah...he needs a hug
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Yeah, probably
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Yeah...
5347531
I thought Dag was talking to Hive though.
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Well, yeah, but he put it out there as an option, and Zenny clearly didn't realize in time that he was being sarcastic
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Eh.
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Yeah...
5347545
I guess so tho
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Yeah