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BradyBunch


You are going to LOVE ME!

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  • Friday
    Facebook Sex Bot part 2: Electric Boogaloo!

    I, uh, had some fun near the end. Didn't get much in return, though.

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    7 comments · 97 views
  • Thursday
    The Fanfiction Drinking Game

    Take a shot (of soda, if you prefer) every time:

    -A chapter ends with someone passing out unconscious.

    -A paragraph is needed to describe the appearance of a new character.

    -Two people speak in a paragraph instead of separating them out like you should.

    -Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall to the reader.

    -Discord references Jean-Luc Picard or Q.

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    21 comments · 119 views
  • 6 days
    Historical Events Portrayed by Thomas the Tank Engine

    This is my new favorite thing from the Thomas fandom.

    4 comments · 55 views
  • 1 week
    ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE, I ADMIT IT!

    I DON'T KNOW WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! THE DOGS WERE LET OUT, BUT WHAT WERE THE DOGS? WERE THEY METAPHORICAL DOGS, LITERAL DOGS, OR A MEAN NAME? AND WHY WERE THEY RELEASED? WHY WERE THEY CHAINED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, IT'S TOO COMPLICATED! YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT ME TO KNOW OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD! FINE, I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT BREED THEY WERE, AND I CAN HELP BRING THEM

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    37 comments · 136 views
  • 1 week
    Baking with Brady part 3!

    Now, this is a little similar to my other recipe with the Jello cake and the strawberries, but it'll be just as exquisite. It's a wonderful strawberry pretzel salad, and I'll show you how it's made.

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    6 comments · 46 views
Apr
12th
2020

The twelve days of Quarantine · 5:52pm April 12th

On the twelfth day of lockdown, my true love gave to me

Twelve hundred dollars

Eleven rolls of TP

Ten thousand new cases

Nine hundred new deaths

Eight hours of YouTube

Seven clickbait headlines

Six video games

Fiiiiive Zoom meetiiiiiiiiiings

Four Chinese food plates

Three seasons binge-watched

Two Netflix subscriptions

And another day in quarantine.

Report BradyBunch · 95 views · #quarantine
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Comments ( 12 )

“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.“
—BezierBallad

Heehee. Though maybe it could do without actual case and death stats.

What about 28 days of quarantine, the sequel? XD

Five stars

Wait Sarah gave you all that?

5241383
No, I made it all up.

:rainbowlaugh: I needed that!

Very funny, but I can't really sing it because the syllable count is off.

5241467
If you merge some words together and take a lot of deep breaths I'm sure you can manage it.

5241383

5241398
I wish I did! It's pretty good and super hilarious Brady!

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