The twelve days of Quarantine · 5:52pm Apr 12th, 2020
On the twelfth day of lockdown, my true love gave to me
Twelve hundred dollars
Eleven rolls of TP
Ten thousand new cases
Nine hundred new deaths
Eight hours of YouTube
Seven clickbait headlines
Six video games
Fiiiiive Zoom meetiiiiiiiiiings
Four Chinese food plates
Three seasons binge-watched
Two Netflix subscriptions
And another day in quarantine.
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.“
—BezierBallad
Heehee. Though maybe it could do without actual case and death stats.
What about 28 days of quarantine, the sequel? XD
Five stars
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Wait Sarah gave you all that?
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No, I made it all up.
I needed that!
Very funny, but I can't really sing it because the syllable count is off.
5241467
If you merge some words together and take a lot of deep breaths I'm sure you can manage it.
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I wish I did! It's pretty good and super hilarious Brady!