My pick for a Mortal Kombat guest character · 1:07pm Mar 26th, 2020
Buffy Summers.
Buffy: You've got a lot to answer for.
Scorpion: I have renounced the path of vengenace,
Buffy: So you haven't killed anyone lately? Let's be friends!
Buffy: Selling out the Earth just to get your family back?
Scorpion: You could never understand my pain.
Buffy: I'll settle for causing it.
Johnny: Come on, you know you're interested.
Buffy: I don't date older guys.
Johnny: I heard that's all you date.
Buffy: I'm not one to take orders.
Sonya: The Special Forces are elite defenders of Earth.
Buffy: I'm more of a solo operative.
Buffy: This Special Forces thing isn't working out.
Sonya: We're Earthrealm's last line of defense.
Buffy: And how many times has that line broken?
Buffy: You actually like this military outfit?
Cassie: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Buffy: I've had a sampler, I'll pass.
Buffy: Guns and attack drones?
Cassie: Versus stakes and crossbows.
Buffy: And a thousand generations of experience.
Buffy: So your Chosen One package comes with fireballs?
Liu Kang: And the blessings of the Elder Gods
Buffy: Man, I got the raw deal.
Liu Kang: My revenant is no vampire.
Buffy: Stake to the heart, axe to the neck, I'll figure it out.
Liu Kang: Do not underestimate him.
Liu Kang: This is a contest of champions.
Buffy: Not much of a contest without a prize.
Liu Kang: The prize is self-reflection, Buffy.
Buffy: So, we gonna break the ice?
Sub-Zero: I've come for kombat, not banter.
Buffy: Lucky for you I'm good at both.
Sub-Zero: The Lin Kuei extend a hand.
Buffy: Gonna teach me your secret handshake?
Sub-Zero: I will teach you things no Slayer has ever known.
Noob: Death follows your every footstep.
Buffy: I'm a Slayer, not a killer.
Noob: You deceive yourself.
Noob: Darkness lurks within your soul.
Buffy: Don't need the Grim Reaper to tell me that.
Noob: Embrace it and be whole.
Buffy: That hammer compensating for something?
Shao Kahn: I use it to pulverize mouthy whelps.
Buffy: I prefer just using my fists.
Kung Lao: You also descended from greatness?
Buffy: Every generation has a Slayer.
Kung Lao: But only two have had a Kung Lao.
Buffy: You're a bit full of yourself.
Kung Lao: Say the girl who claims she's a Chosen One.
Buffy: I thought that was in style in these parts.
Raiden: Would you give your life to defend Earthrealm?
Buffy: Already have, twice.
Raiden: Your sacrifices have been in vain, Buffy Summers.
Buffy: I usually end up killing blood-drinkers.
Skarlet: I am not a vampire, Earthrealmer.
Buffy: Still have to dust you, though.
Buffy: Tarkatan doesn't roll off the tongue.
Baraka: What do you suggest, girl?
Buffy: I'm thinkin' "Mr. Pointy."
Buffy: What kind of demon are you?
Cetrion: I am a god, not a demon.
Buffy: Won't be the first of those I've slain, either.
Hahahahahaha!!!! What would her finisher be?
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"Time to Split" - basically, kills the opponent the same way she killed Caleb, we just see it in full detail.
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I like the way you think
When did Mortal Kombat stop being a game where you punch the man till he fall down? c.c
Buffy is always excellent
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A long time ago, so far as I can tell.
Really lol you have spawn a literal demon something in it now how could you not quote her talking to him
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Spawn: You and me, we're on the same side.
Buffy: The demonic Halloween costume says otherwise.
Spawn: Better a demon than a cheerleader.
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I would suggest a fatality called “No weapon forged” where Buffy kicks the opponent into a standing coffin, pulls out a stake and stakes them into it, then walks back, pulls out a rocket launcher and blows her opponent into meaty chunks.
If I could pick a Mortal Kombat guest character it would be Judge Dredd.
You could get a variety of attacks just from the different ammunition of his Lawgiver.
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I love it
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Oooo what about fatalities inspired by the dread film (the way more gorey one) I mean imagine the different ammo types used in one fatality that would be brutal or even brutalities from the ammo types from burning to death from thermite to exploding into chunks to staring at the hole a ap round left
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I could get behind that.
Kombat Pack II - Smoke, Stryker, Dredd, Buffy, and Sheeva.
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Omg I'm watching some of his most savage intros and he sweres alot
Dredd: You have been sentenced to ten years in the isocubes for vigilantism.
Buffy: Ohhh...let me say it. (Stallone impersonation) I am the LAW!
Dredd: And one more year for mocking a judge.