If so, then I'm genuinely sorry, and I'd be more than happy to take advice to be more sensitive in the future. That is, if you're willing to impart. I'm not that good of a person, and I'm trying to be better. I hope you can forgive me.
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First immediate thought I had... mainly because my brain's still active on coffee
... I'm sorry, but I felt that it relates
Well, it doesn't bother me one bit! It's actually pretty funny to me. You are a very good person and I do definitely forgive you!
............which post?
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Just... any post. This is meant to be a subversion of the typical "Oh did my post offend you? I don't care" kind of post people say on Facebook.
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Oh lol XD
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Hehehe!
How DARE you, you know I would never get offended by anything you post and yet you post this? Unbelievable!
. You should be ashamed of yourself for not entirely basing this around my opinion. I'll be sure to post this travesty on Facebook! Maybe you'll see how important my opinion is once all my followers see this!
I don't know what post your talking about so... No, you did not offend me. All is well.
Bold of you to assume you offended me.
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Now this is a quality response.
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I suppose I'm just covering all the bases. You would not believe how common those types of responses are on Facebook.
Why would it bother?
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Of course it's a quality reply! Just like I'm quality! Just like Amway is quality*! Join Amway now and you can lift yourself to a higher plane with essential oils**! Join Amway now, where quality is our guarantee***!
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In all seriousness Amway is a barely-legal pyramid scheme that mostly preys on anti-vaxxers, über Christians, and Facebook moms, stay away from them.
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I thought Facebook moms were a general combination of the above two.
But seriously, healing crystals are found in fantasy books. And vaccines have been proven to be effective literally all the time. I quit visiting Facebook, actually, because it wastes so much of my time.
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Facebook sucks. Plain 'n simple. Honestly the only major social media platform I even use is YouTube. Random question, what do you consider yourself on the Dawkins scale? I'm a 6.9.
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What's the Hawkins scale?
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The Dawkins scale is a scale invented by Richard Dawkins, it essentially just rates how religious you are on a seven point scale with one being strong theist and seven being strong athiest. I'll copy-paste it so you can see.
1: I do not question the existence of God, I KNOW he exists.
2: I cannot know for certain but I strongly believe in God and I live my life on the assumption that he is there.
3: I am very uncertain, but I am inclined to believe in God.
4: God’s existence and non-existence are exactly equiprobable.
5: I do not know whether God exists but I’m inclined to be skeptical.
6: I cannot know for certain but I think God is very improbable and I live my life under the assumption that he is not there.
7: I am 100% sure that there is no God.
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I'm probably a 1.5 on this scale. Wasn't Dawkins a huge atheist?
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Yep, rates himself a 6-6.9 on the scale depending on the source. I came across the scale when I was researching wars based in religion, someone had told me that most wars throughout history were caused by religion, in actuality it's about seven percent of all wars and two percent of all deaths caused by war.
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Some people like to bash religion because they think they're more intellectual for doing so. You'll find this commonly in Neckbeards.
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I feel like neckbeards are the worst people on the internet. I mean, they're so... Horrible. I consider myself a fairly understanding person, there's only a few things in this world that I hate, and one of those things are neckbeards.