Plot Bunny Theater: Give me a Prince!

Yet another stupid Celestia-based idea:

For centuries, Celestia has been hoping that a male alicorn she could have all the sexy times she could want forever would ascend. But alas, no alicorn male has ascended yet. And Celestia is tired of waiting and using... Toys and Attachments.

So she encourages two other female ponies to ascend to Alicornhood, and encourage them to have babies! In the hopes of one of them giving birth to a male alicorn she might eventually be able to spend the rest of her very, very long lifespan with. Because a mare has needs, damnit.

Comments

[FTR2017]

It would make an excellent comedy, if one does not mind black comedy within that concept.

... I'd read it, though.

[Fusion Blaster]

You're welcome

[FanOfMostEverything]

Imagine her thoughts when she first saw Flurry Heart. "So close. So. Close."

Or just a silent, frustrated scream.

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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And then she encourages Cadence and Shining to have more babies. And Twilight to get married. And uses some magic to tilt things in her favor...

[Andy Soshal]

I would read the utter crap out of this.

Hey, after Beating the Heat (one of my favorite stories on here, btw, utterly hilarious), what do you have to lose?

[Rokas]

Twilight: "Prin—er, Celestia, is it really necessary for me to wear nothing but a cocktail dress to the reception?"
Celestia: "Hmm, you're right."
Twilight: thinking: [Oh thank heavens]
Celestia: "We'll clearly have to tart you up a bit more if you're to catch the eye of one of the studs—er, I mean, the esteemed guests."
Twilight: *Groans*

[duckmagee]

here a idea in the same vein, that as sun and moon there seen as opposite in day represent chastity and purity while the night represent lust and depravity which translate to celestia had to act all proper while Luna got to throw orgies and have fun time much to celestia great annoyance and envy which led to nightmare moon banishment but with a twist Luna and loads of non alicorn offspring that celestia got to take care of, which each generation getting worse and more spoiled then the last leading to prince blueblood