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  • 10 weeks
    I'll be banned from the site again

    Due to, of course, more transphobia and disagreeing with site-majority opinions, I have been informed that I will be kicked off the site permanently starting tomorrow. I have prepared a farewell message in the comments below.

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  • 11 weeks
    Happy Easter!

    And to those who don't celebrate Easter, too bad, I'm going to impose it on you. Happy Easter. Jesus Christ died for you too, and because He rose from the dead, so can we all.

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    12 comments · 489 views
  • 11 weeks
    Fluttershy and the Lava Demon: A Tale of Friendship

    My first AI art post. It isn't my art, since a computer for Bing generated it, but I had to share. And I always follow a strict "lacerate-demons-on-the-spot-with-a-shotgun-and-chainsaw" policy, but I can make an exception for this one.

    Fluttershy bravely staring down a demon of lava and metal

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  • 11 weeks
    Artificial Intelligence

    "Bradybunch, everyone's already given their opinions on it!" Yeah, I know. But before I left the site for two years for a mission, AI was barely cohesive enough to give slurred and static-like voice replication, nonsensical chatbots, and meaningless swirls of shape and color for art. Then, all of a sudden, AI got really good, so I had to try it out. I'm using Bing's AI image generation, which is

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  • 12 weeks
    LOTR will never be equaled.

    I was thinking about it while playing Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War. (My brother gifted them to me for my birthday.) And honestly, the more I reflected on it, the more it made sense. There's a few things that compare in literary achievement, like Dune, but it never made it into modern public consciousness until, like, three years ago. And besides, LOTR wasn't just popular or good-- it

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May
15th
2019

AU Star Wars · 10:29pm May 15th, 2019

"Ah. Master Noble Blade. How pleasant of you to join me at this gathering."

"I have not come to barter with words, Dooku. My purpose in coming here was a more simplistic one. You have abducted my princess. I cannot allow that."

"Don't let your pursuit of your purple princess cloud your reality, Blade. Your princess is simply a key to a future where the Confederacy and the Republic live in harmony. Once I have used it, I will give it back. I am a man of my word."

"Peace built on tyranny is no peace at all, Dooku. As a civilized man, you must surely realize that."

"You...do understand...that civilization itself is crumbling under both side's fists? We are in the middle of a war. War is by its definition uncivilized. And I see those thoughts in yourself as well. War can do no good. It's a stupid, savage way to solve problems. I, however, am offering the simplest possible way to end suffering across the galaxy."

"By abducting the princess of friendship? See those war cruisers outside the window--that's not peace. You'll be hunted to the ends of the galaxy for this, and you'll be put to death. In a way, you have provided the quickest solution to this war...by ensuring your own destruction."

"The Dark Side of the Force has shown me a vision. A warrior stands victorious over both our corpses. A yellow lightsaber in his hands. His eyes as scarlet as the blade I wield."

"Scaring me won't work, Dooku."

"It is not to scare, knight. It is to encourage, and to prepare. A new apprentice of the Dark Side, far more powerful than either of us, shall rise in our places. He will destroy the Jedi and the Sith alike, and unify the galaxy in harmony. That...is what you Jedi teach, do you not?"

"Harmony is not just balance of life and death, Dooku. There is more to this than the grace of the Dark Side."

"And a lot more to it than encompassing the Light side. Now...must we fight? The ship has taken critical damage, and Master Firestorm is preoccupied with General Grievous. You simply do not possess the capability to destroy me in these dire conditions."

"I've been called a foolish knight for a reason, Count. I've waded into worse than this. And I'm still alive so far. Whose capability is really limited here?"

"If this fight is what you choose, may the Force be with you. But should you strike me down...you would abandon the Code of the Jedi."

"Oh, Dooku. You've taken Twilight Sparkle. You'll only wish you were dead."

"Then settle it right here."

"As you wish."

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Comments ( 7 )

5059191
Wassssaaaaaaap, homie? Whatcha think of the AU?

5059194
Not too shabby actually.

5059198
That's a good okay then, right?

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