Microstory IX - The Existence · 8:58am Dec 8th, 2018
Before Twilight could say anything, Pinkie held up her hoof.
"Twilight, stop, before you say anything. I have to say something!"
Silence followed.
"What were you going to say?"
"...I forgot."
"Pinkie... what are you doing on my doorstep?"
"Twilight, you have to help me with my application!"
"What's this?" She held the documents up. "These look like job... rejections?"
"It's sooooo hard!" Pinkie cried. "Whenever I write something, they say I use too much glitter. When I changed it, they said I didn't have a personality. I told them I had two, Twilight, two and they still rejected me!"
"I'm going to go past that last comment, actually let's not skate past that. Can we talk about—"
"I'm not going to calm down!" Pinkie yelled, completely ignoring her friend. "I need a job so that I can afford a turtle so that Maud can find a rock and her friend's giraffe can find a paloozey! Do you not know what it's like for a giraffe to not find a paloozey? The universe will end and it'll all go kablooey!"
"Pinkie, wait—"
Then she was gone.
If Twilight had gone back inside and fixed herself a nice cup of tea, everything would have been fine. Instead, just like Twilight would, she pondered about what had happened and came to a startling conclusion.
She knew what a paloozey was.
As soon as that happened, existence was erased.
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And brought back again.
Before Twilight could say anything, Pinkie held up her hoof...
Time loops at its finest.
WroughtIron.exe has stopped working. Please restart and try again later.
Congratulations! You broke it.
Sunny, there is something bent in your cabeza.
That’s ok, though. There’s something bent in my cabeza too.
Obviously, a giraffe found a paloozey.
What the actual fuck