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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Sep
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2018

I hate this story. · 1:11am Sep 5th, 2018

This one.

If I hated it for normal reasons I wouldn't voice it because it would probably hurt the Author's feelings, but I hate it for silly stupid reason so whatever. It says the spirits of the Tree of Harmony, and that wording got me hyperventilating and I was SUPER excited for a Tree of Harmony focus story. But it's not the Tree of harmony is it? It's the Elements of Harmony. IT'S THE ELEMENTS NOT THE TREE. I WANTED A TREE, I CAME FOR THE TREE. AND- AND I GUESS I SHOULD OF GUESSED THAT WHEN IT SAID SPIRITS IN PLURAL, BUT I WANTED THE TREE. THAT'S NOT THE TREE OF HARMONY THAT'S THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY. ACTING LIKE SILLY LITTLE DIPDOS FLOATING AROUND ACTING ALL CUTE WITH THE ABILITY TO TALK AND MOVE!! I WANTED A TREE!! I WANTED A DAMN TREE!! I WANTED TWILIGHT TO BE RAISED BY A TREE!! AN IMMOBILE, NONSPEAKING TREE!! The story's pretty good.

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Comments ( 17 )

LOL, you hate AND like the story?! XD

Is the tree gay

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Lesbian, but yeah. same shit.

So, it's not about the actual tree spirit of the tree of harmony, of which bore spirits through its roots that would, indirectly or directly, that would bring an age of harmony across the lands by bringing balance to a world ruled by the forces of Law and Chaos once and for all, so as for the lesser races such as equines, cats, avians, and countless others would bare a chance at etching out a way of life of their own in a world that would eventually lead to the Equestria we know today?

*catches breath*

Color me disappointed. Whatever color that might be, I guess.

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I’M TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO TELL IF YOU’RE BEING SARCASTIC OR NOT.

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ice star the shitpost master

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That's just the backstory, what was really promised was slice of life shenanigans between Twilight and the tree. Showcase the internal struggle of the tree as it tries its hardest to make rent on time while being a single flora that don't need no fauna.

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That made me chuckle~

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Ice ice baby👌

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I hath foundeth a true kin. *sheds one tear. . . in the fabric of Rarity's latest dress*
I'm just so emotional right now. *cries, like a banshee*

12/10 would sass.

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It's okay. Even I can't tell when I'm being serious, sarcastic, snarky, sassy or if I'm even conscious half the time I type something up.

The best way to be ambiguous is to make sure you're never in the know of your own meaning!
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YOU KNOW MY PAAAAAAIIIIN-

They'd like to be a tree.

Oh I remember something about a story like that... A good one too.

Sounds like some bullshit to me.

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