Jury Duty · 8:47pm Aug 6th, 2018
I have jury duty. :starlightglimmer:
I also have a fantastic story I thought up yesterday that must exit brain through hooves NOW. Tags will probably include M, Sex, Noncon, Dark, and Drama. No ETA.
Being against evil doesn't make you good.
I have jury duty. :starlightglimmer:
I also have a fantastic story I thought up yesterday that must exit brain through hooves NOW. Tags will probably include M, Sex, Noncon, Dark, and Drama. No ETA.
Oh, well...
as long as it exits through hooves, I suppose it's fine. It'd messy if it exited brain through nostrils
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Don't be too quick to judge a story by its tags. I was planning to vent on that topic once I finally post the story.
Just had mine today. Was on standby at home until 11am, and then FREEDOM... to go back to work. Beats having to sit on an actual jury, which I've done before.
Yay!
Also, how does :starlightglimmer: look like?
Ah, I've got some of my own expected in October. Telephone standby and an inconvenient distance away if I am told to report... but this is actually rescheduled from being an even more inconvenient distance away.
Sucks.
First time I got jury duty, it was GRAND jury duty. And the asshole at the door directed me to the normal jury duty which was on the totally opposite side of the court house. Which wasn't so bad, because there was a long ass line for grand jury duty when I finally got there, anyway. Didn't get picked for that one. Second time I was on standby, and they didn't need me.
Can't you just claim to be a hardcore communist, or something, and that'll get you off the hook? Somebody I used to know said he'd gotten out of jury duty by doing that.
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Hey, I ain't judging. Heck, I've done weirder than that myself, Liber Lux, work of the adept and all that, whichever one it was (I can never keep track of what's anathemism and what's basic heresy or alternative definitions. Carroll is weird like that )
I'm just saying: better through the hooves than through the nostrils. Can you imagine the mess it'd make if you sneezed out pony words?
Someone write that. "Spike gets Hacked," and he keeps sneezing out naughty things instant feature.
Woohoo! Give 'em the chair!!
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"Hey Twilight, have you seen my- hic You may have already won ten thousand bits! Aw crud."
"Wh- Spike! Have you been browsing the aethernet without your firewall again?"
"Maybe? I couldn't help it! There was this issue of Power Ponies that got leaked!" Spike protested. "Meet sexy pegasi in Baltimare -->click here<--" he added sheepishly.
Twilight sighed. "Well, that's just great. All right, I guess I can take you into the shop this afternoon. But when we get back, you and I are going to have a long talk about warez, understand?"
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Make it an Apple store. And have Big Mac there fitting a new harness
Honestly, thinking on it more, shouldn't "Spike gets Hacked" be its own genre? There are a lot of ideas for it. Same as the Trader's Market, how is this isn't a bigger thing?
*grumbles, plods off to write a clickbaity top ten*