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The Quest to Watch Every Zac Efron Movie · 3:17am Apr 5th, 2018

In Lands of the Banned, a place of utter retardation, the boys and I have decided to watch every Zach Efron movie ever made.

Why?

Don't ask about it.

THE QUEST TO WATCH EVERY ZAC EFRON MOVIE SO FAR:

Baywatch (Fucking great)
We Are Your Friends (Meh)
Dirty Grandpa (Fucking great)
17 Again (Shit)
– Mike and Dave
– Neighbors 1 & 2
– High-School 1 & 2 & 3
– The Lucky One
– The Paperboy
– That Awkward Moment
– Charlie St Cloud
– The Derby Stallion
– Me and Orson Welles
– At Any Price

ShipCord:

B: Baywatch is fucking retarded and great at the same time. The boys and I enjoyed it for the shit flick that it was supposed to be and overall enjoyed its silly humor. A lot of screaming and laughter was had, and overall, if you can find a few mates to watch it with, the flick isn't all that bad

Chaotic: They got the pool! I love this hot garbage. 8/10.

B: This one was a bit a bore. The soundtrack is great, there were a few times where we yelled in sadness, but overall, skip this one.

Missy: Fantastic for the garbage it is, and will offend you. Even if you don't feel offended at all... deep down, you still are. 5.5/10

Chaotic: "Dirty Grandpa" is the best garbage I've watched, and you can't improve garbage.

Iorii: -6.5/10. Regretted every moment; I enjoyed it.

B: This movie is the best kind of shitpost. You've got Robert DeNiro and Zach Efron in the same movie! It's a typical coming of age plot but with more dirty jokes that will forever be enshrined in the Hall of Quotes and used by the boys religiously. If you can get a mate or two and enjoy the movie for what it is, you're going to have a good time.

Missy: eww, gay. Literally. Actual score: 4/10. Actual few good moments but too much fucking cringe. Also Zac Efron is :ok_hand:

David: 5/10 not enough "I don't know whats going on with my body" bullshit.

Chaotic: This movie has covered many popular fetishes found on Pornhub.

Chaotic:

THE QUEST CONTINUES...

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Comments ( 28 )

The guy at the bottom of that voice chat list looks dumb.

The guy at the top looks :unsuresweetie:

Why are you punishing yourself?

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Baywatch with the Boiz was top, you don't even know.

Yes Baywatch was good i meant 17 again, sorry for the confusion.

High-School 1 & 2 & 3

you poor desperate soul

JackRipper
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The absolute madman.

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He's an absolute madLAD!

4834085
I'm being abused, this is sexual harassment reported.

4834089
I'm literally the exact opposite of sexual. Go get fucked, you disgusting sex person.

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Hey I'll fight you if you want, but when i posted that comment on wendsday b_25 was at the top of the list and I was at the bottom.

But for real tho meet me outside how bout that?

Comment posted by Vore Crimes deleted Apr 6th, 2018

This is pretty neato

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There's no hope in loving myself until you take me to the beach, we watch the sun set together, and we waste all our money on pizza and ice cream

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And you get the pail and shovel. We're making sandcastles, bitch.

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