• Member Since 22nd Aug, 2012
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Orthoros


A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

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  • 129 weeks
    Addendum: Releasing the mega cringe :)

    As a little goodbye-present, so to speak, I re-released the first story I ever wrote on here. It's terrible, terrible garbage, but well, the long description already tells you everything you need to know about it.

    Read at your own risk.

    3 comments · 544 views
  • 129 weeks
    And I'm gone again... for good this time.

    The jury verdict is out: I'm done with ponies.

    I did try to continue with alicorn of music, and even wrote a chapter or two of an entirely different pony story, which will never see the light of day. But it turns out that I just, can not. even.

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    16 comments · 963 views
  • 157 weeks
    back at work

    after about 6 months of just staying at home, I'm currently back to working full time, and boy oh boy, is my body not used to that anymore. I come home everyday basically feeling ready to crash into bed lmao.

    Anyway, time to write is scarce currently, but I'm still managing a few paragraphs here and there. Basically, slow going, but I'm trucking along... slowly :)

    2 comments · 322 views
  • 164 weeks
    I'm back...

    I really am ^^

    19 comments · 529 views
  • 193 weeks
    New Story, One Shot... maybe?

    I just released a new one shot, so go read it uwu.

    (It took me 5 months to write because I'm a lazy piece of shit)

    2 comments · 381 views
Apr
2nd
2018

April Fools chapter · 12:59pm Apr 2nd, 2018

So yes, this is defnitely an aprils fools chapter, as most of you have figured out already. After sparing you guys the
last two times, I decided to do something small this time. Didn't want to at first, but after being fooled like five times on reddit, I thought I'd make you suffer with me and threw some last minute bs together and made sure there's more than enough hints at the fact that it's an april fools chapter. Like the fact that it's not edited and it didn't release around my wednesday window.

The real chapter two is already finished and is currently in the editing phase, depending on when it gets done, I might release it a bit early to make up for the joke.

(Or you can go read it on Patreon right now :P)

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Comments ( 8 )

Sir.... i have a banana cream pie with your name on it, you had me going........ i was totally like "Atlas...WHAT THE FUCK BRO?.....NOT COOL"

It started off calm enough that I thought it was legit, then he started going super-villain minus the laughter and I felt my eyebrow raise. Then he started talking about draining all the magic from equestria and I looked up to find my eyebrow getting hit by my ceiling fan.

I kind of figured something was up at that point, as I was already on red-alert from my regular explorations of Derpibooru which went Full Equality(never go full equality) for the first.

Honestly I thought it could go either way. Certainly it wasn’t up to the same quality but I wonder if it was a draft or possible idea you considered that you put up for April fools. It will be interesting to see if any of the ideas are in final chapter.

Well im still md that you got my hopes up for a prank. Yet i am glad its fake

Glad it was fake...

Oh thank goodness lmao, you can never truly be sure with April Fools tho tbh

I thought it was real and that it wad another chess move to get supercharged from the magical friendship blast

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