Ask Graceful Thread Story... · 12:01am Feb 9th, 2018
Image created by your's truly.
Before you say anything, I'm not creating a ask tumblr/DA comic series (I'm just too lazy to do that). Instead I'm writing a story that basically uses the same formula, where you all ask Graceful Threads some questions and she answers them in the story.
Just make sure to make it clear that your writing to her and not me. 
This is kind of a project to see if people like this. If they do, I may try to create some more "ask" stories for some other monster mares.
Please comment...
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"Hello Phumblr, my name is Graceful Thread, I am... well... a spidermare. My friend Lemon Hearts said I should try to socialize more, but since most ponies don't like it when I walk outside my home in broad daylight, I thought I might try social media. After all everypony else is doing it."
"Don't worry, there is no such thing as stupid questions. Wrong questions, yes. Questions that might result in me wrapping you in my webs and injecting you with my venom, yes. Stupid questions, nah!"
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Well, tell me what you think and feel free to ask Graceful Thread some questions in response to this blog. 
hi Thread, could you describe the nearest town/village to your home?
4792724 Graceful Thread will answer your question in the first chapter. Do you want the name to show up on the blog as your FiMFiction user name (prism heart), as something else, or as anonymous?
Dear Graceful Thread,
I have a three part question, if you dont mind.
What and how do you eat?
How do you think other others should feel about this?
And finally,
How should prospective friends react to your talk of wrapping them up and biting them?
Thanks and best wishes,
Jack Hammer
4792757 Thank you for the question(s), Graceful Thread will answer them in the first chapter.
Do you want the name to show up on the blog (as a part of your question) as your FiMFiction user name (Jack Hammer), as something else, or as anonymous?
4792761
My username is fine, thanks!
4792764 Thank you.
So... you are a mare ?
have a Colt-friend, or maybe a mare-friend ?
What about of you is pony, and what part is Spider ?
Got any brother or sisters ?
Egg or no egg ?
Do you got to parties ?
What do you drink ?
Do you put on cloths ?
What board game do you like ?
What song do you like ?
EDIT !
Can you walk on walls ?
Make her reply one at a time, and if you want you can give fun puns for the name of the one asking
P.S. this is rated, E, T, or M ?
4792781 Wow, that's a lot of questions.
However, I'm sure Graceful Thread will enjoy answering them in Chapter 1.
I suppose I can come up with something fun for this.
If you check out my story, Hidden Wonderful World of Pinkie Episodes, I came up with some pretty fun names for that story. If you want to check that out and see if there are any names in you like that you would like seen used let me know (if you want, you really don't have to).
I'm hoping to keep it Teen and preferably safe for work (SFW).
Thank you for the questions.
4792784
Thanks you
I bet she will
I was think something like...
Egg or no egg ? by chicken fist
Do you got to parties ? by Spider-Pie
What do you drink ? by Berry Web OR Web Punch
...
You see what I mean ?
Aaa...
So no asking about her sex life
4792802
Don't worry, I know what you mean. Like I said I did once in one of my previous stories.
I would prefer to avoid it. If sex does come up, it won't be clop or anything. Though do keep in mind that I don't consider the discussion of a species reproductive cycle as sex. Graceful Thread on the other hoof...
Or I could always pretend that the questions are censored.
Is your silk an anti magic material? (For those pesky unicorns of course!)
4792811 Thank you for the question. Graceful Thread will answer it in chapter 1.
Do you want the name to show up on the blog (as a part of your question) as your FiMFiction user name (chucklefarts), as something else, or as anonymous?
4792807
Ya !
ok...
Let's see !
Fell free 2 change the words or other parts if you want.
Can you have kids with none spider-ponies ?
Do Spider pony mommies make milk ?
How big is part of your body compered to other ponies ?
Do you stell have your V-card ?
When a mommy spider and a daddy spider really love one and other,
does the the mommy spider eat the daddy's head off after ?
When the babys are born, do they eat the mommy ?
OR
Do the baby all berst out of the mommy's body ?
Have you ever killed ?
Have you ever did something in the past that you regret ?
4792813
You can show my name. Look forward to the answer lol.
4792819 I think I might reserve these questions for chapter 2.
That way there will be room in chapter 1 for some other users to submit their questions.
4792889
ok.
p.s. What are you going to change ?
Well, with the exception of the questions I told NicLove would have to wait for in chapter 2, all the other current questions have been added. I have been hoping some of my watchers of DA would respond too, but they are as quiet as ever (what a shame).
Oh well.
4792895
What do you mean?
Where's the story ?
4792906
Are you going to change the question to make them rated T ?
Dear Graceful Thread, (and please excuse me, for I have many questions)
How are you?
What hobbies do you have?
Do you have any pets?
In the spirit of Hearts and Hooves, what's your best/favorite "Roses are red" poem?
How is your eyesight? I heard a rumor that spiders often cannot see very well.
Do you like to dance?
What variety of venom do you have? (neurotoxin, hemotoxin, etc.)
How did you meet your friend Lemon Hearts?
Do you have a secret hoofshake?
What does it mean to be?
Do you like to sing?
Do you have a job? Are you a student? Why should I hire you? Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
What's the point?
As whom or what do you dress up for Nightmare Night?
Do you like games? Card games, board games, video games, sports?
Whom do you look up to?
Do you know any other languages?
Do you swim?
Do you like memes? What are some memes you like?
How do you sleep?
What's your first memory from the Internet?
What's the worst pun you've heard recently?
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
If you could have any three wishes fulfilled, what would you wish for? (Standard rules apply)
What if I told you all of this was a dream?
Do you like snuggles?
What's your best insult without swearing?
What's your favorite quote?
4792913 To be honest with the exception of the V-card question, I don't think these questions are that inappropriate. But that is just my opinion, I can't say what Graceful Thread's thoughts will be.
Right now there isn't much of a story (as you will see when the first chapter comes out). Depending on how many more questions I can get, and how fast it takes me to find a proofreader, it will hopefully be sometime this month (or the next two weeks) that I will publish.
4792916 Hey Dizzy. Wow that is also a lot of questions. I may have to save some for chapter 2, but I am sure Graceful Thread's will love to answer them.
Do you want the name to show up on the blog (as a part of your question) as your FiMFiction user name (TheDizzyDan), as something else, or as anonymous? Or since you have a lot of questions, do you want me to come up with a lot of individual names like I did for NicLove's questions?
4792924
You can take as much time as you need to answer these questions. Some of these would pair better with others, for certain.
You can take any of these aliases TheDizzyDan, pigsarenice, CreepyPastaSalad, BomberoDeEspaguetis, NMMdidNothingWrong, SallySaspy, DefaultName7777, CelestiaBePraised, Basilisk40, and any others you may deem fitting.
4792932 Sounds good. I will look forward to using them.
A few of these questions will actually be very fitting for chapter 2.
Well, I don't know about that! It may be someone's fetish!
4792969 Yeah, you and I know that... but I'm not sure she knows that.
Oh, graceful Thread.
Tell me about Fashion! Tell me what kind of clothes can your people create. With your biological equipment which can create strong and flexible cloth, you must be very proud designers!
I am sure Rarity would be thrilled! Or screaming in horror.
4792973 Thank you for posting your question. I am sure Graceful Thread will love to answer it.
Do you want the name to show up on the blog (as a part of your question) as your FiMFiction user name (ThatBadGuy), as something else, or as anonymous?
4792744
you can use my username
4792937
I have some more questions and another username for your disposal.
Kinetic_Aesthetic
What kinds of bread do you like?
Best ways to romance a spidermare? What about a spiderstallion? :3
What’s your favorite word?
Have you ever met anypony famous?
Do you like movies, TV shows, concerts, reading?
What’s the best deal you ever got on something?
4792974
Nah my name is fine.
4792992
4793186 Very well, thank you both for your questions.
4792913 Perhaps I should rephrase what I said earlier. There is a story, however the beginning is kept kind of loss, to make it easier for people to ask questions. A can definitely say that it will begin to unfold after the first chapter. Now I just need to find a proofreader (apparently the proofreader group might be dead now).
4793140 Good to know. As for some of the question, I can say that Graceful Thread will be more then willing to answer the more romantic themed questions in chapter 2.
4793291
Hello Grace, I'm Scarlet Thorn.
I wanted your opinion on rearing goals.
Do you think discipline is a good thing?
How do Spider-mares raise their young?
4793468 Thank you for the question. I am certain Graceful Thread will be glad to answer it. Now I feel it will fit best in chapter 2, but don't worry it shall be answered.
Do you want the name to show up on the blog (as a part of your question) as your FiMFiction user name (Scarlet Raven Thorn), as something else, or as anonymous?
4793571
Scarlet Thorn is fine.
4793572 Awesome! Thank you for letting me know.
4793291
Groups to help with stories·
4793591 As it turns out the Proofreader Group isn't dead, it is just that they work through PMs. So I sent one off and I am hoping they will get back to me.
I hope to have the first chapter out sometime next week. We shall see. Once that chapter is up, I will show Graceful Threads the other questions for her to answer, hopefully she won't blush too hard.
Just an update.
Thanks to Boopy-Happy Lass for proofreading the first chapter, I believe it should be ready sometime next week. Once the first chapter is out, that will be the location where questions should be asked (no longer in this blog). Don't worry, if one of your questions in this blog wasn't answered in chapter 1, it will most likely be answered in chapter 2.
Thank you all very much for your support. I hope you will enjoy the story.