Dec
3rd
2017
Day 5: Conditional shenanigans at a close! · 2:44pm Dec 3rd, 2017
If you've ever wanted me to write a fic about how much I hate batponies, well... Okay, this hardly scratches the surface, but it's a good appetizer. >:B Grr, batponies!
And with that, this ridiculous mess comes to a close. I hope everyone enjoyed at least two of these, I worked hard on them! :D
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How can you hate batponies? They're adorable.
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Repugnant D:
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Unacceptable D:
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That's just a badly-colored OC. :B
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Well, alright then. How about this?
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Despicable, in numerous ways! D:
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That's not an apple pone.
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Nah.
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That doesn't look like Rarity.
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N-n... Uh, I mean, disgusting! Utterly reprehensible! D:
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Hey PP, did I show you my batpony Halloween costume this year?
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I'm getting in on this.
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We shall overcome his hatred with a flood of adorable batpony pictures.
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But what do you have against the noble thestrals?
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That's a 50 dkp minus.
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That was a bad, bad episode.
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Holy fuck I want to kill them all.
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Why are you making me remember this terrible episode? D:
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I mean, they're okay? But they're really creepy.
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Got a few things I could stuff down that
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Smelly
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ur waifu is shit
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How are they doing that? One of them doesn't even have wings. <.<
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I dunno, batpony talent.
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She's crying because her marefriend is a horrible abomination in the eyes of Celestia.
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...That's Luna. <.<
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So? She can be a batpony if she wants to. Fluttershy did.
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Fluttershy did, and it was terrible. So's that.
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Eat a hamburger, ya hippie! D:
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That's no batpony, that's a sparklehorse, which makes it infinitely worse. D:
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You're never going to run out of these, are you?
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Not for a while.
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Fat.
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Ugh, that's Sethisto's waifu. D: Do not want.
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I am at a complete loss for words.
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