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Handyman


I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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Daily Reminder · 3:59pm Nov 30th, 2017

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Report Handyman · 1,069 views · Story: Bad Mondays · #FinishTheChapterHandyman
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You know nothing, Handy.

An almost 2000 upvoted story and all you can do is a crap paint edit?
i.imgur.com/dLUEc2d.gif

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Huh I didn't actually know I was reaching that milestone. I'll do something much better for it.

Has there ever been a 'right' day to tag along with Handy?

JBL
JBL #6 · Nov 30th, 2017 · · ·

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An almost 2000 upvoted story and all you can do is a crap paint edit?

i.imgur.com/DRUwJVe.png

dov

Run Spike, ruuuuuuunnnnnn!!! or don't, you know, you have scales...
ps. ( JBL still can't draw :rainbowlaugh:)

nice meme bro

I'm sure Spike'd be fine. It's only Handy. He's just a grump because he doesn't have his rest and relaxation.

This is the kind of high quality work I come here for.

I wish I could like, bookmark this or something.

Grade-A Prime Rib, this is. Live for this high-quality content.

Kill all changelings!

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Fuck Chrysalis with a chainsaw. And fuck Thorax with an Aids needle. Not the green Thorax though, but the cunt in Handy's story.
Oh, and then kill their race.

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What, you don't agree with me? Then say why. What's your argument, you spineless bitch?

dov
dov #19 · Dec 3rd, 2017 · · 1 ·

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I do not need to make any stement or anything to YOU of all people, kid.
Second thing, no need to get so worked over every little thing, you'll get an aneorysm before 20 , kid.

dov
dov #20 · Dec 3rd, 2017 · · 1 ·

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Though to answer your question, kid, chryssy and her race are not even close to being the bad guys in this story.
Yeah, she may have done some terrible things to Handy, BUT, you have to remember, Handy is a jerk on the best of times (not really an excuse but meh), and she did have some good motives to do what she did, ( if you dont know what, i aint going to explain them to you , kid ) at least in her mind.
In my opinion, cryssy isn't a bad guy ( Mare, Bug, thing), just a really cranky old lady with many regrets, and hopes...
Now thorax, meh, i was of the opinion she could go and sit on a pike, but over the course of my re-readings of the story, i found a certain charm in her( oh she still is a massive bitch, but meh, no need to use the word hate).
As for your "let's kill all changelings" , you made a fantastic interpretation of Hitler there, buddy.
No need to judge an entire race over the actions of a bunch of individulas.
So yeah, changelings are ok in my book, kinda mean, but meh, seen worse.

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But seriously, kill all changelings.

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Now when you put it like that, I can only say that I still disagree, and I'd still have their entire race drink battery acid. They're a manipulative, backstabbing, sociopathic race that rely on stealing people's lives, have no qualms with erasing other's memories, using willful ignorance and eager herd mentality as excuses to deny another's sentience, kind of like your precious Hitler there, buddy. And I don't know about you, but if I found out I accidentally tortured someone for a week, I'd at least say sorry, rather than kidnap the people close to him and then try using fey magic to turn him into a permanent slave through use of technicalities. And to be completely honest, I don't really hate ALL of them, but I don't actually feel I have a reason to like them either. As for 'live and let live', their continued existence relies on the suffering of others. If you disagree, please explain why, unless you admit to being full of shit.

dov

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As i said, i need to give explanation to no one. And i compared your doctrine to kill all changelings to Hitler's, based on the fact that hitler's hate for jews stewed( in part), from his past experience with few individual people as a kid, as you are doing right now.
so:eeyup:

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Bitch, you're just being stubborn about it. You know full well I won this argument, you're just not man enough to admit it. At least Integra was man enough, so I suppose you can now say you have something in common with Maxwell, you dickless bitch :)

dov

Kid, you're embarassing yourself, you're just going to make me laugh all day:rainbowlaugh:

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And now you're ignoring me. You're argued as to being a dickless bitch that's full of shit, though, so I suppose that until you manage to mount up a proper counter-argument that says otherwise, I'm afraid I'm actually the one that can't be seen continuing to aknowledge your continued goading which you've actually started in the first place. So I will just take my victory and leave.

dov

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Bye, have fun.

Meeester
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Yeah ok, tone it down. Next personal attack will earn you a day off.

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Permission to argue... On second thought, this argument took too long anyway.
Yeah, I admit that talking about killing is generally unseemly, but if you'd care to check, I was actually the one being talked down on and then subsequently dismissed. Yeah I was being talked down on for an offensive comment, but that offensive comment was still objectively sound.
And as an honest complaint, and this is an extremely repetitive issue on this site mind you, but just because someone doesn't use swears or expressive words OUTRIGHT, does NOT mean they're being either fair, dignified or civil.
But whatever. Sorry for making a scene.

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What a dogmatic, peremptory, despotic, supercilious opinion.

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What one thinks of, whether positively or negatively about the various races and characters as presented in Bad Mondays, is up to their discretion. I have readers and fans who enjoy every moment of comeuppance Handy gets because they feel it is justified, there are others who feel aggrieved as he does about all the bad things that happen to him and hate those who have wronged him. I try not to work to engender love or hate either way which whichever character, as in my eyes, its also important how the characters view eachother as much as how the audience views them. That the character makes sense is also more important. Therefore if Bold Promise feels particularly angry or aggrieved at the changelings as represented in the story, or Dov feels particularly sympathetic to them, they're both right in their own ways, its an opinion based on the characterisation and I normally revel in how differently people interpret the characters and their actions and motivations, so I ordinarily allow arguments and discussions about them carry on in the comments unimpeded.

However, I will have to say both of you are being unkind to the other. Dov you were a touch dismissive of Bold Promise which further aggrevated the issue and Bold, you were being needlessly aggressive in your responses. Calm down, and when challenged rationally justify your love or hatred of something in the story. Let this be the end of it for now.

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What I said to Meester, I feel, applies here,

You're a veritable god.

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To be fair, my main focus was on retaliating against a 'politically-correct' derogatory asshole, the kind that seem to thrive on this site. The kind that seem to believe that it's alright to insult someone, talk backhandedly and talk down on someone as long as you're not outright cursing.
But yes, you're right. I was making a scene in order to call him out on his behavior. That might've been called for, but I was still rude during it. Sorry about that to everyone except dov.
That wasn't me being backhanded, he gave me no reason to apologize to him.
I may have also been personally interested in discussing the moral dilemma in question, but I forgot that I should've expected to be labeled a nazi by one of the predominating keyboard warriors looking for a quick ego boost, before getting a straight and constructive counter-argument. I should've just avoided saying anything remotely contradictory altogether.
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I'm noticing a lot of accusations, but so far, no one actually tried to debunk my justifications on the matter, only dismiss them as being evil. If you're going to continue this song and dance, you'll be doing it alone.

dov

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You started an argunent by calling me a b , so i felt every right to respond in kind, without all the curse words.
Im just going to take part of the blame in this matter( for having unknowingly started all this) , and leave you with a profound sense of disappointment, Bold.
As for the no debunking your argunent, i dont need to, you can Have your opininion, good or bad it may be in your eyes. But if you go around calling for the death of an entire race, dont be surprised if there's going to be people calling you a bad person.

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