Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #62!

What does Goldie Delicious' house have in common with James Bond?

Pussy Galore.

Comments

[Metal-Max1991]

That's nothing, here's one:

A woman buys a parrot which formerly lived in a whorehouse. The parrot, of course, thought his new home was another whorehouse and that the woman and her daughters were the whores, to their annoyance. Then the woman's husband came home and the parrot greeted him with, "New whorehouse, new whores, but still the same old customers. Hello, Larry!"

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Pussy Galore.

"Grow up, 007."

[lordelliott]

Good one.

[HorseWordFan]

These really are terrible, horrible, awful jokes. I can't even imagine what sort of hideous agony you must inflict upon your sense of good taste to get these out . I do wonder, have you ever written one these that just so utterly bad that you knew you crossed a line that shouldn't be crossed?

[MythrilMoth]

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Yes. And I never, EVER post those.

Every comedian has at least five of those on the tip of his tongue at any given moment.