Oct
22nd
2017
Would you forgive Celestia if she broke your pelvis? · 11:11am Oct 22nd, 2017
You are in a hospital, bandages cover your entire lower body as you lie in a bed. The big pony known as Princess Celestia is at your side.
Princess Celestia: "Sorry about breaking your pelvis, my little human. We will never try that position again. Your pelvis will be magically healed in three days."
An awkward silence follows.
"Do you forgive me?" she asks in a soft, pleading tone.
Depends. Do I have to pay the medical bills or does Celestia hoof them?
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She pays them.
I tell her no. Her massive pony butt is too big and too fat for me.
my pelvis is really important. This cannot be forgiven.
No. My pelvis is too important.
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Heresy! A pony's butt can never be big enough!
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Heresy!
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Heresy!
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I tell her it is entirely too big. Also she smells of gasoline, so I fear she a robot.
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I would sue her for breaking my damn pelvis.
With a booty as big as hers, of course! She better know some pain numbing spells because that will not be the last time that position will be used.
I would forgive her. If she and I were doing it, we must’ve been close. How could I not forgive her for anything at this point?
I tell her no, because she was forcing her fat arse onto me, when she knows the only celestial body I'm worshipping is Luna's.
I would say I forgive her. And that she better find some spells to prevent that from happening again for I certainly sure as hell won’t stop using my that position with her again. Maybe next time bring Luna into the picture
Of course I would. How could I stay mad at her?
Taking into account not paying for it, it only being for three days, and sex with the Sun Princess?... of course I would forgive her, it was just an accident...
It better have been awesome sex!
Depends. If the aforementioned "position" didn't involve an entry in the Kamare Sutra, but getting hired as a royal catapult test dummy, then no.