Holy Novel Nightmare, Batman! · 6:41pm Sep 19th, 2017
After someone commented about how much of the PWNYverse they still hadn't read yet, I wanted to give a friendly...well, I guess you could say 'warning'...about how much there was to read. This meant totaling up the total PWNY words I'd written, based on the story page word count. So I added them up...and was shocked at the total.
2,171,153
More than 2 million PWNY words. I was...stunned. And then I got curious. So I decided to check the total words for my stories on this site that weren't PWNY stories. Totaled them the same way, along with one pony story that's off-site because it's a song-fic (a story written around the lyrics of a song, which is against site rules).
673,797
I was staring at these totals flummoxed. I don't remember writing that much!
And then I remembered I have a bunch of stories over on my fanfiction page that aren't pony words. So I added them up as well because I'd gone down the rabbit hole this far...
574473
I was...stupefied.
I first posted my stories to DA, long before I posted on fanfiction, here, or AO3. And my oldest story post on DA was...back in 2012.
So in the past 5 years...I've written 3,419,423 words of fan fiction total.
...wow.
Very impressive
The current longest story on this site is The Chase, which has 2,345,261 words, has been going for over 2 years, and is still going to this day.
...Damn. That you surpassed that is impressive.
There is a long one I read called The Lost Element which currently has 1,633,679 words, and the first chapter was release in 2012.
Well, what were you expecting, mr " I write 10,000 words a day for jollies"???
Pretty sure that at the end of My Little Pwny, you will have written the longest series in the world. Possibly even beating the longest work of fiction ever, The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest, sitting at over 4,000,000 words long, and it's still not done. You keep this up and you may ascend to alicorn prince of books.
Considering your longest fics even beat Harry Potter-books in length I'm not that surprised.
Still very impressed though...
So... is the PWNY-verse (and the other, non-related crossovers) anywhere near finished yet? I don't particularly want it to be, mind. Just asking.
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Oh, I've still a long way to go on all my ideas.
Tats, you have blown my mind. It’s hard to imagine that I read most of those PWNY words.
Bloody hell
Geese dude that's impressive.
For the record, you passed 2 million PWNY words on May 19 of this year... trust me, I was keeping very close track of the count at the time. (I'm still checking it every few weeks or so at the moment.) And I've read every last one of them.
(Also read and favorited 23 non-PWNY fics of yours - twelve non-MLP on FF Dot Net, five MLP only posted on this site, and six MLP that are posted and favorited on both sites.)
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For PWNY, there are five stories ongoing, seven more confirmed as part of the main plot, one that may or may not be part of it depending on reader response (personally I'm rooting for it to be included), and two sequels set in divergent timelines. (See the Trope page for details.)
For non-PWNY, I know at least two additional stories have been mentioned.
So yeah. He's got a lot more to go. And I'm looking forward to all of them.
Until next time...
Anon e Mouse Jr.
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Do you now understand my pain?
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...how many of those are mine?
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Over +580. The bulk came from The Moon in the Dark, Melody of the Future, and Another Hatchling besides whatever else I didn't get to read. The rest came from my endless array of fanfictions I've collected over the years, some I dropped but never got myself to unfav. So congrats. You're three stories took over about one-half my library.
....Does this call for a Multiversal PWNY Pinkie Pie You've Reach Over 2 Million Words of PWNYverse Stories PARTY? Cause I think one is long overdued now. VERY OVERDUED...
How much chaos did I just open up and how bad is it on a scale from 1 Sigma is now the reluctant maid servent forced to wear a frilly dress as added insult to injury to 10 Cthulhu is now terrified of his very existence because of 3 fillies who can somehow wipe him out of complete existence just by being related to Rainbow Dash and Applejack if he harms them and provoking their shared adoptive father in someone's idea of their own PWNY DBZ story?
NICE!
Well this just goes to show you've come a long way since the old days.
And like the hungry fans we are, We'll read every one and beg for more
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I do believe, I have no need to repeat his words
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And Tats why I stay awake until 4AM my time, so I can read every chapter on time... (I did Binge read, downloaded and added the cover to the epub to There's no pony I'd rather be than Nightmare Moon...)
else I'd have the track list in the thousands
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as someone with over 1500 unread chapters in Tracking alone, I'd have to say yes
.....oooh, that's going to be a long set of readings....i better get back to work...
im just glad to be caught up on most of your pwny stuff...saves me almost 2mil words
....This is more than FoE, Horizons or otherwise. Dear god. Is this a record?
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The dragon with a hoard of books even I'd be jealous of.
And this is just ONE author's works that I follow... Between this site and my smartphone, why would I EVER need to buy fiction again?!