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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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Oct
9th
2012

The greatest cover image of all time? · 8:52pm Oct 9th, 2012

I've been told this is the greatest cover image in the history of Fimfiction.

I've been praised for the immense craftsmanship, skill, and determination it took to create such a masterpiece.

Obviously I didn't just Google the Wikipedia symbol, then just crudely paste it on top of another picture I found on Google images using Microsoft Paint.

Obviously...

I don't know, does anyone think I should consider being a professional artist of some sort?

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Comments ( 46 )
zel

Your masking skillz are completely superior to mine, I tip my hat to you:moustache:

Don't thank me, thank this amazing Cover Image.

:pinkiegasp: You don't mean?

I do! The art that FattieMage has just blogged about from the story "Twilight Discovers Wikipedia"!

Truly, this cover art is made from the Gods!!

Goddamn. A skilled writer AND a professional artist? D: No wonder I can't do either, despite it running in my family. You stole my jerb! :derpytongue2:

*sarcasm mode on*

Why yes, this is the most amazing piece of artwork I have ever seen in my entire life. The Mona Lisa? Screw that! This should be given the Mona Lisa's spot in the Louvre.

Writing is in itself an art form, one that you are quite good at.
It may not be considered as such by those who use other mediums,
but it is the truth.

As for your cover image, it is definitely the one of the most appropriate
for which the story is about, something not everypony does!!!

....I honestly do not know anymore....I mean wtf? Lol I want to get annoyed at the fact that you get featured once a week. But i know i laughed at some of your storys soooo..i just...don't know.

Wait—this isn't a live action photo?

412854 Just know that I am sexy. :moustache::moustache::moustache:

412839 Obviously, I've already been told that. They should make an exhibit in the Louvre just for me. :moustache:

412869
Well, I certainly don't see any pixels.

412932 Lol you are about as sexy as a Angler fish.

412992 Well i have to admit they know how draw them in...:pinkiecrazy:

412992 Thank you! I'm glad somebody sees my talents! :raritystarry::trollestia:

412843 Haha thank you, but I suck at writing lol. :eeyup::ajsmug:

I've seen some good artwork in my time, but DANG! That's incredible! I've never seen anything as amazing as that!

Just... wow.


Artistically,
~Plyxe

413013 Omg I love Helen Keller jokes (I'm such a terrible person :facehoof:). What did Helen Keller get for Christmas?

413011 Still better than me dude!!! You want a technical guide on how to change a C130's wheels? How to strip and
re-assemble a L85A2? I can do that!!!

You want a piece of fiction from me? Yeah, I'll get back to you in about five years, when I thought of a title!!

And then another five years, when I've actually written something!!!

Here, have an AJ waiting by a fence....
t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1k_kTBqeSLUTo31TqwyauMaXUQpsXlnBXGLVoUsWq5XT1basywPBRsMol

413043 :moustache::moustache::moustache: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Polio! she had everything else.

:moustache::moustache::moustache::facehoof:

413053 :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I am so going to hell for laughing really hard at that last one. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::moustache:

Oh it is simply divine work. Your artistry would make michaelangelo faint from beauty


On a side note: how much sarcasm do you think this page can take b4 the internet explodes from this sites crudeness

It's so... seamless :rainbowkiss:

zel

413042 THAT IS NOT HOW FLANKS AND SHOULDERS WORK

Forget this Mona Lisa, THAT is art!

413506 Well, no it isn't. But as I have no artistic talent what so ever, and given that AJ seems to be Mr Magee!'s
favourite pony, I give him art that I find whilst browsing, and what I think he will appreciate.

I think that particular picture is, I believe, anthro, so yes her flanks and shoulders are quite different!!
But still....
i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/11/19/d59943f6-0bba-4ba3-8f43-ac20478cd1b2.png

Now I know where this world is going.:twilightoops::facehoof:
WE'ER ALL DOOMED!:raritydespair::raritycry::twilightoops::facehoof:

I think this is a suitable Cover art for your story, certainly not the best ever, since their are stories which much more amazing cover arts. Like Past Sins & its sequel. Still, if you want to get artistic, I highly encourage you to pursue new artistic venues and continue to expand your skills.

413855 Um... you realize this blog post was a sarcastic joke, right? :rainbowlaugh:

I am not an artist. Never was, never will be. In real life I am athlete who plays baseball and football, and I have terrible handwriting. I can barely draw stick figures, and I was that kid in art class whom the art teacher just gave up on. The one time I tried drawing a pony, I failed miserably. It just appeared like a stupid looking dog or something haha.

I have no artistic skills in any way that I can expand on lol. :moustache:

413933 Huh... Guess I should pay more attention. I kinda just skimmed this blog... YAY FOR SARCASM! ^_^ :rainbowwild:

414015 I eat sarcasm for breakfast. :moustache:

I'm surprised this work of art isn't on display in the Louvre.

414020 Somebody already commented on that. Yes, it definitely should be in Mona Lisa's place. :trollestia::moustache:

413042i see you have impressive technical skills.are you interested in joining my imperial guard?

414125 Imperial Guard huh? Depends on what position, the pay, and whether or not you'd
stick me a in room with CS gas once a year.......

415075talking about gas you will get imperial v.1 body armor with gas filthering,and you will be constantly given extra oxygen to increase concentration,thinking and everything else.

415926 Oh PootBird... I love you. :heart::heart:

412837 Love the south park reference. Greatest show ever. :moustache:

416300 You mean 2nd greatest show ever :3

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