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Posh


How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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  • 70 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 364 views
  • 92 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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    1 comments · 262 views
  • 92 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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    8 comments · 255 views
  • 97 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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    1 comments · 263 views
  • 98 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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Jun
3rd
2017

Boss... I have a good idea... · 7:02am Jun 3rd, 2017

"Snake, I can't believe you! I leave you alone for fifteen minutes, and when I peek in on you, Rainbow's a scientologist, Cherry Jubilee is doing unspeakable things with a vibrating DualShock control pad, and to top it all off, the library basement is flooded with apple crunk juice! What do you have to say for yourself?!"

"We've managed to avoid drowning?"

"...Just get over here and kiss me already."

-Pony Gear Solid-

Comments ( 6 )

Have you taken your meds tonight, Posh?

The fine print:

Crunk Juice is a licensed trademark of GlimGlam Industries LTD, bottled under the authority of FlimFlam Beverages, Las Pegasus, Equestria. Please enjoy Crunk Juice irresponsibly.

Majin Syeekoh
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>apple crunk juice

Riiiiiight...

4556832 Only because twilight keeps her supply of Big Mac's Special Apple Jam away from prying eyes. It's her dirty little secret.

4556721 I invented a new cocktail last night: one part WISKEE to two parts apple crunk juice, and a splash of Cointreau.

I call it the Estrus Flask.

What in tarnation?!

Daily reminder to Posh that he tried to put a Harambe reference in his story.

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