TPrincess Twilight Sparkle and the Quesadilla Conquest
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Twilight Sparkle has turophobia... and her friends decide to help.
Sex
Spike
OC
Main 6
Cheese Sandwich
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Rainbow Dash gets wrecked · 5:13am Feb 18th, 2017

Twilight Sparkle seemed to be recovering as she drank some water and Spike the Dragon was no worse for wear after having been crushed for a second time on this trip. Spike looked embarrassed and a bit sheepish. Twilight on the other hoof, looked haunted as the noontime hour approached.
“So, uh, Applejack, you ready to team up?” Rainbow Dash asked. She more concerned about winning than she did Twilight’s current state of mental health.
“Sorry Dashie, that won’t be happening,” Applejack replied in a slow, apologetic drawl.
“What? Why not? We’re a team, Jackie!” Rainbow stared at her best friend and best rival of many years with a look of astonished disbelief.
“Sugarcube, we was a team.” Applejack’s eyes narrowed and she pulled the hat off of her head, revealing her drooping ears. “I’m sorry, Dash, but I’m gonna pair up with Fluttershy. This ain’t about winning, but I want her to have some fun and I don’t want her to feel like she has no chance at all.”
“Traitor!”
“Shoutin’ it don’t make it so.” Applejack’s expression hardened a bit.
“Fine!” Whirling around, Rainbow eyeballed Pinkie Pie. “How about it, Pinkie?”
Ears twitching, Pinkie Pie’s gaze darted over to Twilight, and then returned to Rainbow. “Sorry, Rainbow. I think I’ll stick this out with Twilight. She needs me.”
The sound of panic could now be heard in Rainbow’s voice. “Spike?”
“Boomer and I plan to win.” As Spike spoke, Boomer giggled. Dragons were nature’s jerks.
Looking alarmed, Rainbow’s eyes fell upon Sumac, but she never got a chance to say anything.
“You should know that I’m going with Pebble,” Sumac said to Rainbow Dash, sounding apologetic and fretful. “We also plan to completely crush you with our adolecent appitites. Prepare to be wrecked, Rainbow Dash. It’s nothing equinal, it’s just that you are old and you suck.”
Twilight Sparkle choked on her water and it went shooting out of her nose.
Mouth falling open, Rainbow Dash looked indignant as she glared at Sumac, unable to believe the sheer audacity that the colt had to talk that way. Her lip curled back in a snarl at the colt, she shook her hoof at him, and then she cried, “Fine! Rarity then!”
“Oh, sure, darling… as if I want to team up with you… what was that horrendous thing you had to say about ponies who are picked last in sports?” Rarity let out a haughty sniff and turned away. “I am forced to accept of course, as we are expected to compete. Harrumph!”
Heaving a dramatic sigh, Rainbow Dash went to hug Rarity, who resisted at first, but then gave in with grudging acceptance. Rarity’s cold affection warmed, then she gave in and began stroking Rainbow Dash’s mane, trying to smooth it, which was probably Rarity’s most affectionate gesture.