Feb
4th
2017
I worry about folk sometimes · 7:36pm Feb 4th, 2017
So, there are already people clamouring for a full blown story about Sumac and Braeburn's adventure together. This alarmed me, given the nature of what happened, and made me laugh, because it would have a fantastic title.
Sheriff Braeburn and the Stolen Shit.
Has a nice ring to it, eh?
I have no plans to write what happened, as I wanted it to be a noodle incident. I'm sorry, folks, but you'll just have to imagine what happened.
Noodle incidents are for cowards!
The obvious course of action is too keep it a noodle incident, but keep referencing it at every possible turn, and then feast on our frustrated tears.
4409345 Cowards and people without infinite time on their hands. One simply can't tell every story, especially at the excruciating length Kuzdu does.
Sheriff Braeburn and the Case of the Plundered Poo
A more pleasant title for that would be Sheriff Braeburn and the Things That Were Stolen
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Pilfered? Pilfered Poo...
Still more interested in at least a few more details on the noodle incident than this adventure between Sumac and Braeburn. Its a funny ref but otherwise MEH..
I commented in Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Quesadilla Conquest ·poor Sumac. Its the type of incident where just one bath won't do. Can easily see him getting sprayed down to remove the worst of it before having to take multiple baths in rapid succession. Can't speak for kudzuhaiku's universe but here such an event would also be accompanied by a trip to the hospital
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Twinkleshine's stink removal spell failed spectacularly, too.
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A Noodle Incident is like Half-Life 3: No matter how good the actual thing is, your thoughts about it are better. Like, say, "the taco incident." This will be in script form, with spike-stache and trollestia.
What you're thinking of is probably way better than what I could have come up with, right? And that's the literary device, The Noodle Incident, at work.
4409382 I can see that probably took a trip to the spa and who knows what else
4409393 YA but considering the one literary Noodle Incident I know about involved the CMC. That probably was UGLY
I suspect grandma could hear me laughing from your title and her hearing is poor. Very poor.
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Sheriff Braeburn and the Shanghaied Shit (not quite at straight forward as Kudzu's title but I like alliteration)
Sheriff Braeburn and the Missing Manure
Sheriff Braeburn and the Disappeared Droppings
Sheriff Braeburn and the Captive Compost
Sheriff Braeburn and the Misplaced Meadow Muffins
Sheriff Braeburn and the Kidnapped Crap
Sheriff Braeburn and the Pinched Poop
Sheriff Braeburn and the Pilfered Poo
Sheriff Braeburn and the Filched Feces
I
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Frustrated, Braeburn shouted, "Stop stealin' our shit! Kudzu can't write this many sequels!"
I found it funnier as a Noodle Incident.
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I was just going along with alternate titles because it Amused me. They aren't additional sequels.
Sherriff Braeburn and the Burgled Butt-Batter
4409435 Braeburn paused with a frown and turned to Sumac. "Now, I don't want to hear no word of this back from my relatives, you understand?"
"Yeah," murmured Sumac out of the corners of his mouth. "They'll give you all kinds of crap about it."
The idea stinks and needs to be flushed down the toilet! Remember to courtesy flush!
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Remember, you don't take a shit... you leave a shit!
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I learned a new word today - courtsey flush. I knew the process, but not the term.
4409549 It's always nice to pass on new knowledge from one person to another!
Sheriff Braeburn and the turd burglar