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James Light


Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

  • MClopshots (Season 6)
    A collection of clopfics based on each episode of Season 6 taken from start to finish within a 24-hour period. Want to see what kind of activities our little ponies get into when the cameras go off with little to no story? Then enter (if you dare)!
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Aug
14th
2016

24-Hour Clopshots (Episode 15 - EMERGENCY IDEAS!!!) · 1:44am Aug 14th, 2016

Houston, we have a problem.

And that problem is I've only got one idea for this weeks episode!

Dun dun dunnnnnn! :pinkiegasp:

So, what I'll do is this; If anyone who watched the episode has an idea that I can use for the clopshot, please send it to me (either in a comment below or as a PM) by tomorrow morning (around noon EST) and then I'll compile whatever I get into a poll that will end at the usual time (tomorrow night). If not, I'll just default to my idea (which I think is a pretty good one, just sayin'), which is:

Rainbow Dash x Pinkie (x some other ponies)
When Pinkie tells the girls about Rainbow's latest idea for a prank, they come up with a counter-prank of their own using one of the pegasus's favorite pastimes - oral sex. Now, with Rainbow's 'Rainbow Cookies' apparently turning every pony in Ponyville into lust-crazed zombies trying to get underneath Rainbow's tail, the pegasus needs to find a way to cure it or escape it.

May contain traces of:
M/F
F/F
"Zombie" ponies trying/succeeding in eating (out) Rainbow Dash

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Comments ( 16 )

town spanning orgy

Eh, I'd skip this one, but I'll try to make a few.

1. RD gives Rarity a cake full of strippers that jump out when Sweetie tries to eat it.
2. Rd puts AJ in Rarity's bed or vice versa
3. RD ninjas dildos, beads, and vibes onto AJ that are activated by alarm clock. Also, AJ is tied so she can't get loose
4. RD accidentally (maybe) gives Spike all of Twi's smut fics to send to Celestia

That's all I could think of.

And that problem is I've only got one idea for this weeks episode!

If anyone who watched the episode has an idea that I can use for the clopshot

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See? Took like two seconds.

You're overthinking it. :trollestia:

Honestly your idea sounds like a winner.

4148596 Great ideas! I don't think I'll use #1 (I'm stripper-ed out at the moment with another one of my fics) but the rest will definitely be in there. I'll probably combine #2 and #3 into something like this:

Applejack x Rarity
Applejack was sure that her pots-and-pans idea would keep Rainbow from pranking her. But why, then, did she just wake up in Rarity's bed? And why is there a vibrator fastened between each of their legs? And why is it that the vibrations intensify whenever one of them tries to move? And why is Rainbow just sitting there watching?

and I'll inject some comedy into #4 to turn it into something along the lines of:

Celestia
Celestia, on one of her rare days off, has decided to take a little "me time" in her personal bed chambers. Problem is, every time she gets close to a well-deserved and well-needed climax, a letter from Spike appears and interrupts her. Figuring that such a rapid-fire barrage of letters must mean that Twilight needs her, she begrudgingly opens one up...

To find that her fellow Princess has been doing some writing of a very, very different kind.

4148532 A "town spanning orgy" is basically what my idea would devolve into (when Rainbow is surrounded by the "zombies"). Also, Sabaton is great

4148661 damn, now I want to see both of those done. At least the Rarijack one and the Celestia be a bonus one. Heck, maybe even save the Celestia one for your Cadance fic

Not sure if beastiality is allowed, but:
1) Applejack is rudely awakened by a frisky pig.
2) What were Fluttershy and her animal friends doing in the forest at night?

Of course, Rainbow Dash getting gang raped by a bunch of zombies is likely going to win regardless.

Some vague stabs at ideas:

Instead of cookies, the Filly Guides sell sex toys. Possibly with some limited pleasure-enhancing enchantment on them (hence why ponies would by new ones each year, or buy more than one); which Rainbow plans to replace with some prank enchantment. Possibly culminating in the "zombies" wearing them as strapons, pretending to rape other ponies to "convert" them before coming after Rainbow.

The joke cookies are designed to trigger orgasm; and/or to make ponies cum rainbow fluids.

Instead of just wanting to eat cookies, the zombies want to share their deliciousness with others - by cramming them in every hole.

Celestia x scrolls (see Derpibooru image 1224169).

Rainbow Dash needed a way to get her cookies into the Filly Guides in the first place, right? Depends what ponies run the business, oral, anal, vaginal, all the stuff needed for her to get the joke cookies in
Possible:
M/F
F/F

4148847 love the fluttershy idea.

4148992 me too. haven't had a decent bestiality fic in along time.

Cutie Mark Crusaders x Stallions (It's up to you who)
Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are very successful with selling their cookies and most of the townsfolk are willing to donate a good amount of bits. But when they come to one house in particular, the stallions that live in it don't have money to afford for the cookies. With being big cookie addicts, they ask them if they can pay them in more "natural" ways.
After some thinking, all three of them agree.
After all, it is the duty of the filly guides to help out their fellow towns ponies, so how could they let them suffer in their cookie cravings?

May contain:
M/F (Spoiler: IT WILL!)
Three young fillies gangbanged by stallions who crave more than just cookies
Oral
Vaginal
Anal
Horny filly guides roleplaying as lust-craving zombies
Annoyed big sisters who have to wait outside until their little sisters are finished

This was a pretty old idea I had, but I tweaked it a bit to fit the scenario:

Rainbow Dash switches the cookies with ones laced with Twilight's "futanari formula". Unfortunately she used the unstable version by mistake, resulting in anyone who eats them transforming against their will into sex-crazed futanari zombies that can think of anything else but fucking. While Mares end up becoming futas, Stallions are in fact turned into Mares (though they still keep their genitals).

And the worst part is; it's contagious to the point where any form of sex with them will transform the uncorrupted ponies into one of them!

Now it's up to RD, AJ, Rarity and the CMC to find a cure before it's too late!

4148596 4148661

RD accidentally (maybe) gives Spike all of Twi's smut fics to send to Celestia

Already a comic.

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