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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 93 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 117 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jul
12th
2016

And so, we say goodbye to Cranberry · 3:29pm Jul 12th, 2016

In the next chapter of VI.

I'm so sorry folks, but I promise other interesting ponies are on their way.

:unsuresweetie:

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Comments ( 5 )

*Insert salute here*

As long as you save her for a rainy day, we'll forgive you!
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"It was terrible." The Royal Guard shuffled a little uncomfortably next to the remains of the pony named Cranberry. "Everything seemed to be going so well until she got close to that infernal harvesting machine. We have an all points bulletin out for the two unicorns running it, but they seem to have gotten away clean."

"Very well, Sergeant." Celestia moved a little closer and looked into the container the guard was carrying. "It seems like such a waste. At least she went quickly, without any pain." She removed the five steel cans from the grocery sack and sat them on the floor for closer inspection. On each can was a perfectly printed label with Cranberry's face and the logo, 'Cranberry Sauce.'

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:raritydespair:

Hey, I am seized with inspiration for Cranberry's ultimate fate!

Already? Aww, i swear, all the characters in story come an go so fast. Especially the ones we like.

4086347 ...No, nononono. No!

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