I inspire the dumbest shit. · 7:49pm Jul 4th, 2016
So a few months ago, I wrote a story. The one tagged in the blog.
In the description of that story, I put in the line "Babies can't form innuendo", as a joke to justify me aging Flurry Heart up.
And someone decided to take that as a fucking challenge.
So he wrote a story and I proofread it. While I was proofreading it, one thought went through my mind.
"This is really dumb." Which, from me, is a rather high recommendation.
So I invite you to read the dumbest shit.
Actually, babies *can* form innudeno
by Petrichord
If you're going to give a speech, it makes sense to know what your audience is like - what they're thinking about, how they're feeling, and so on.
Theoretically, this means that a spell that lets you scan the surface of the thoughts of ponies - just for brief emotional impulses and surface thoughts, and all that - should help anypony give a better speech. I mean, getting a peek inside the heads of everypony present should be strictly a good thing, right?
Right?
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God damn it, Syeekoh.
4067554 Like I haven't heard that before.
4067557 You are officially Nappa.
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Fite me
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Also not the first time that's been posted in a blog of mine.
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Well another one won't hurt.
4067776 Bring it.
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Yeah you do
4067871 You know this firsthand.
gj grats 10/10
Huh, usually Pav Feira gets blamed for this kind of wackiness.
For reference: I Blame Pav Group
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This is news because...?
You, sir, are the King of Randomness.