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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 94 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 117 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
7th
2016

HEY YOU GUYS! · 6:17pm Apr 7th, 2016

New story. :pinkiehappy:

Do you like stories?

Do you like Princess Celestia?

Do you like stories with Princess Celestia?

Do you like romance?

I mean actual romance not just one chapter of exposition and then SLAM UGLIES TOGETHER REPEATEDLY UNTIL SEXUAL TRAUMA HAPPENS!

The Sun Also Surprises is a Celestia oriented romance fic. Should be sweet, fun, a little fluffy, and pleasant. Takes place in the Weed Verse.

Report kudzuhaiku · 562 views · Story: The Sun Also Surprises ·
Comments ( 15 )

Well, okay. I'll probably read it once I have time.

God, I have so much to do.

My body is ready.

Yash
yaaaaasssssssss
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
CELESTIA GETS KUDZED!!!!!!!!
I declare today kudz appreciation day.
for no apparent reason.

Looking forward to what you have in store for us,
its always a pleasure to read your stories.
i have the itching feeling this wont be as fluffy as you imply.

I mean actual romance not just one chapter of exposition and then SLAM UGLIES TOGETHER REPEATEDLY UNTIL SEXUAL TRAUMA HAPPENS!

I think this is an unfair characterization.

A whole chapter of exposition is above average.

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I was being generous. Let's face it, it isn't even a sentence most times.

How did you know it was my birthday.

I'm just hoping it's an Earth pony.
If anyone needs a radish hunt it's Tia.

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Sometimes, I feel lucky to get proper context from the long description, before the characters start pounding each others pelvises to dust.

There better be a joke about Celestia's oversized butt. You can't not do that in a story like this.

3854535 i think a few of us feel this way... xD ive not read this yet and i get an odd pain in my hips thinking about ship slamming...
If its anything like sid and stout.... good lord help you... hmm but then again if its celestia she can heal ya after shes done smashed your
hips to dust..

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Actually, I'm not sure that's true.
I'm not sure how healing magic works in the Weedverse.
I know other than the rare gift of taking the pain onto one's self the only other healing magic is the kind that involves demons and necromancy. But that's in the Chaseverse which is quite a bit darker, so maybe magic bandaids exist in this iteration.

seems good to me:raritywink:

3856114 Hahah, I sure hope so because it sure as hell going to take a lot of bandaids to fix a broken pelivs.. Though mind you it would be worth it to keep her happy, I adore both Celestia and Luna, because of the chase and just over all how kudzu-san programs them. Though I don't think my oc has much of a chance to get with either being he is based more for the chase, but he would considered a mirror traveler though not having anything to do with the night stallion or his group of bastards and bitches.

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