April First. · 4:48am Apr 2nd, 2016
A wise man once said "those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it". A wiser man said "some people like their pepper jack without the cheese". That man was Discord, co-founder and main act to the greatest train wreck, "Know Your Mare".
Know Your Mare was created when a monkey fell on a typewriter and mashed out enough words to qualify as a script. After the script was made, it later fell into a vat of nuclear waste and memes; at that point, the script mutated into a pop culture monster that no one could stop. Discord liked it and took it in as his own baby. With help from a producer and later co-stars that were brought in to keep the pool fresh, Know Your Mare grew to a sizable hit.
But...
There exists a legend... After years of writing scripts and recording seasons, the final episode was made... An episode that was never aired. Over time, the episode was lost to time and space. But, as the legend goes, it still exists... Out there somewhere...
With only four creatures of unimaginable power able to locate it...
WE ARE NOT FINDING IT!
Buckle up.
Road trip!
This should be fun...
THIS SPRING! BE READY!
KNOW YOUR MARE: THE MOVIE.
If we do this, do you promise we can stop the show?
I promise nothing without my lawyer here.
I'm his lawyer!
My lawyer advises me to call you a wheel of cheese.
I'm a tough lawyer, but fair.
I hate you all...
This is interesting. Or something. Mostly interesting.
So...more Know Your Mare? Awesome.
yesssss
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3843225 Know Your Mare: The Movie: The Ride
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Know Your Mare: The Movie: The Ride: The Game: The Movie
Bring your extra large popcorn and complimentary cheese wheel because this is gonna be reeel gud.
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Know Your Mare: The Movie: The Ride: The Game: The Movie: Electric Boogaloo 2
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Dear god... it's evolving.
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We all know this wasn't gonna go down the moment the season debuted last week.
I'm looking forward to this
3843751 The movie will be the grand finale.
3844022 Ah