Mar
31st
2016
And You're the Father/Mother! · 5:16am Mar 31st, 2016
Imagine this...
A strange person runs up to you one day, panting and looking distressed. Before you can question them, they reveal that they're not only from the future, but also your future child! All skepticism is swept aside as they prove without a doubt that they're telling the truth. They say they've come back to warn you of the future apocalypse... and to get to know your more.
What do you do? 
...I've been playing too much of a certain game. Props if you can guess it. 
In this situation, I would probably contact my doctor and ask if he's been screwing with my medication. At least, that's what I did the last time this happened...
Well, I don't doubt I'd be able to recognize her, and since I know she'd spent at least ten years getting to know me, I'd wonder what else she could want to know. And if she's not at least middle-aged, I'd be really curious why the hell she can't ask me in the future. Yeah, this question doesn't really work when you already have kids.
3838536 To quote Lewis Carroll: "I can't go back yesterday, I was a completely different person then."
Try and fail to avoid going on a rant about how I must have taught them better about avoiding Time Paradoxes, and then proceed to have a movie marathon of all the time travel movies I enjoy that they must not have paid enough attention to.
I don't want the guessing spoiled but I will have to check back to see what the game is.
If I have kids... well, lets just say the world better be prepared for that, because it won't be getting any mercy from my progeny.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:50_3/31/2016
A) I have no idea how I would end up conceiving an heir at the moment so I would ask to receive information about them first before I give them information about me.
B) How did they travel back in time? That seems like something worth knowing and an important piece of the puzzle.
C) The apocalypse! Really Am I now responsible to prevent this event just because you decided to dump this task upon poor me. The stress, the pressure, and the challenge that it represents.
Quite frankly if I were to have my way I would rather that wouldn't happen; but if it were to happen to me, I would naturally (and reluctantly) choose to go along with all that business. I mean what else would I do, turn a blind eye and pretend it didn't happen, no way.
~Leonzilla
First I'd want to know who my mate was, since I'm single and haven't dated much. Second, probably spank 'em for doing something so dangerous. Thirdly, wonder what kind of apocalyptic scenario I could possibly stop given my meager skills and resources.
I'd say 'How the hell did a transsexual conceive a child? And more importantly, why in hell would I take advantage of that?'
Find out who their mother is and see how much I can screw with time. If the theories are true then either A: I will have changed the course of the future in some way, or B: Nothing happens but I still get to have fun.
I would scream in their face about the laws of space-time and make them marathon Doctor Who with me.