Mar
26th
2016
Season Six Premiere, and a Tease of Letters' Response · 9:46pm Mar 26th, 2016
Princess Twilight,
I came to a conclusion today, as I sit in this bathtub warming up my frozen ribs that the Crystallization process seemed to skip over. Luna's also in the bath. It's a big bath.
I came to the conclusion that every one of us were morons. You, Cadance, Shining, and especially Luna and myself. Why?
Because we could have done so much better than what we did. And there's no excuse for why we couldn't.
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Tired Old Man · 748 views
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#season 6
#letters from an irritated princess
Bring the sun closer?
Abso-fucking-lutely. I mean, goddamn it Sunbutt, you have the SUN on your BUTT! MOVE THE DAMN THING A BIT CLOSER AND IT WOULD TAKE CARE OF AT LEAST HALF OF THE PROBLEM!
And yay, another thing g to look forward to every week!
At least they showed Rainbow Dash demonstrating why she couldn't help (her wings iced up). When Celestia said 'no, you can't help' and Rainbow was like 'okay' I was going WHAT?
Forces greater than you and with vastly less creativity decreed it, Celestia. It couldn't be helped.
I'm hooked. Looking forward to the chapter just as much as I am to the rest of the season!
And Letters!Celestia hits the nail on the head. Again.
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To spare you an astrology rant, that's not a good idea, you'd be surprised how much of a difference moving a massive ball of nuclear fire closer to a relatively delicate planet for the sake of dissipating a single super storm faster can make.
3830802 I was joking. I'm aware that moving the sun and or moon closer or farther would be drastic.
Thank you though for saying that respectfully.
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No problem, I have a tendency to go on rants with far too much detail, so for once I said screw up and decided to go with the simple explanation. As simple as a magical horse being able to move a giant ball of radioactive fire in space bigger than a planet ever gets anyway.
...well, the usual reason for not doing better is simply not thinking of it at the time. Time limitations make problems much harder.
Heres a good scene from the comics i like
http://no1mporxant.deviantart.com/art/Is-Celestia-Really-That-Bad-a-Teacher-600228832