This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.
NO DONWANNA
RT+LY=JS Hows that for spoilers bitch
Alright! Can't wait to read!
Well, if it won you money, I guess we have to read it.
My body is ready.
This will be fun.
oh, yeah...
Well, others have written epics while drunk. This guy can't do any worse
Hell yeah! I'm gonna read this and read it again!
Buy moar booze!
Implying your "proofreader" didn't pay you so he can stop reading your product of "drunk science"
I'm looking forward to this.
Rust and alcohol... Clearly this can only end hilariously.
I shall probably have to read this. Bring it on.
Wining 50 bucks always calls for celebration.
Bring on the booze!!!
"Incoming one-shot!"
TAKE COVER!
I'm not going to read it.
With that said, I'm probably going to read it.
Fuck. Yeah.
Th... three beers minimum?
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