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Jan
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Separated at Birth · 8:05pm Jan 3rd, 2016

"I've had every airplane, every ship, every yacht, every racehorse, every diamond, and probably, with the exception of two or three, every woman I wanted in my lifetime. I've lived a better life than any king or prince or president."

— Evel Knievel

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Majin Syeekoh
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Truly an inspiration to us all.

That bike looks like it has some design flaws. And that outfit is a touch garish.
Also I thought Sunset was the biker girl of the bunch.

And Evel Knievel, now there was a character. I saw some of his stunts on tv.

"Wait, Rainbow Dash. This is supposed to be a movie about your life," said Rarity. "Why in Equestria High does the script feature me being poisoned to death, of all things? Not to mention dying in your arms!"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "For the drama, duh. C'mon, Rares. You love drama."

"This isn't technically accurate, Rainbow," said Twilight Sparkle, flipping through the pages. "The story of your life isn't a murder mystery, after all. Couldn't you have focused on your actual adventures—"

"BOOO—ring," whined Rainbow Dash.

Rarity sighed. "I'm not sure I can support you in this endeavour, darling. This script is absolutely silly."

"I'll let you ham up your death scene as much as you like," grinned Rainbow Dash. Twilight planted her face in hand.

Rarity narrowed her eyes to slits and frowned, then sighed dramatically. "Deal."

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See the kind of stupid jokes you're missing by refusing to canonize Princess Cadance?

(As with a lot of "Cadance" fanart, there is no actual Cadance in this fanart. Damn you, Chrysalis!)

Who's that guy?
Ever kniever?

And now I want to say the two of them are related to one another. Not necessarily separated at birth. An uncle? A grandfather? It could work.

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I @#!*ing love that comic. *nods*

3662413 3662475 Those are pirate-ninjas. That is in clear violation of the pirate/ninja non-compete treaty of 2011.

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Looks like the cover of the album "Heartbutt Outta Hell."

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Could be worse; could be robot-zombie-pirate-ninjas. Those things get time-and-a-half plus hazard pay just to screw in a light bulb—and by the union's contract, they're the only ones allowed to. As a result, union shops are converting over to LED lighting as quickly as possible.

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