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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Dec
30th
2015

I saw this · 5:11am Dec 30th, 2015

And thought of The Chase.

Long time readers will get it. What has Bucky's mad science wrought?

Report kudzuhaiku · 445 views · Story: The Chase ·
Comments ( 17 )

And then the Unitato proceeded to murder both the Night Stallion and Omnicorn in such ways that none, not even the most twisted of Tartarus's demons dare ever speak of it again. Celestia and Luna needed a thousand years of therapy before their were normal again, Nopony ever grew pototes again, and to this day you hear ponies say they can still hear the mad cackling of a warlock saying he regrets nothing.

That looks more like a unicorn that spent too much time in Hugin or Munin.

Heh. Potato Clocks.

Is it going to start eating flesh? Can any of us be saved? :twilightoops:

And then it tries to eat everyone like a few of Bucky's other experiments.

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It's a potato golem (polem? gotato? golato?)
If you tell it to eat dirt it quivers in sub-sentient happiness.
You can also use it as a battery.

3651585 One of the greatest of Equestrian inventions, the Potlem!

Fear the Unitato, dread its unknown tuber based magicks, tremble at its mighty rooting prowess, cower at its shattering roar.

"ppppffffftttttttttb"

Please ignore its oral flatulence

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Darkest Sketch! Darkest Sketch! Darkest Sketch!

I feel like i should get it, but i dont.

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Bucky had a few accidents of the magical sort involving potatoes.

Carnivorous flesh eating potatoes.

3652560 im not quite sure how i forgot that. At his school it was one of his "episodes"

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