It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.
Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde
That depends entirely upon who you ship ME with.
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Just to see how well the Dynamic works, Pinkie Pie
Normal.![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
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Majin Syeekoh
![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
eLLen/Sunset - OTP
I don't know, I just reckon you'd be pretty compatible together.
eLLen x neLLe
Or Starlight Glimmer.:3
3574610 I ship you with Trixie!
3574704![:fluttershbad:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttershbad.png)
3574771![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
3574878 We both have a love of leather jackets!
3574991![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
3574763 You're the third person to ship me with her.
3575076
Fuffi
3575076![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
Maybe it's a sign.
Lemon Zest or Maud Pie. The latter to offset your silliness.
3575256 Pssh
3575997 I'm not silly!![:raritydespair:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritydespair.png)
3576205
I think you're being silly now, but I could be wrong.
I ship you with Lord Tirek, because crackships.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2:7_11/29/2015
HOW DID I MISS THIS BLOG POST? THE AGONY!![:raritycry:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritycry.png)
No, but seriously, though, eLLeNormal.
3587250 She's not even into girls!
3588093 That's never stopped us before!
Me.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
3753600![:trixieshiftleft:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trixieshiftleft.png)
3753609![:pinkiesad2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiesad2.png)