Bathtime's Over · 9:32pm Nov 13th, 2015
I'm still there? It's been, like, a week! Kick me out! Kick me the fuck out! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE
-me every time I've seen the featured box over the last two days
Anyway, at just over 9,000 views, Squeaky-Clean Fun has finally fallen out of the Featured Box. Thanks to everyone who read and enjoyed. I'm honestly kinda honored that I got in; if you paid attention to the new stories box right when I uploaded, my fic was squashed between new uploads by Abyss, Littlecolt, and Megapone. I was fully expecting them all to overtake my—luckily enough, that didn't happen, and I made it out on top! Who would have guessed?
I came up with the idea for the fic one day during my microeconomics class, I think. I wrote the entire thing in less than a day, and it was up on FiM a day later.
As like half the comments pointed out, Squeaky-Clean was full of typos and shit. I chalk this up to two things.
One: I write clop almost exclusively when I'm horny.
Two: 
Yeah. As I remind you guys whenever I blog, I don't use my regular prereaders for clop, and instead rely on volunteers from my readers. So, if you ever wanna see a piece of mine before it's done, just wait until I blog about needing help. You're almost guaranteed to get a shot.
For those who are interested in a sequel: the outline exists. As with all my work, I can't give any sort of guarantee as to when it'll be done. But considering I already pretty much promised Regidar over Skype that I would write it, it's probably coming at some point. Hopefully by the end of the year.
Thanks again for reading, everyone! I hope you all have a safe day, and—if I don't talk to you again prior to it—a great Thanksgiving.
EDIT LIKE ONE MINUTE AFTER POSTING: 
GET ME OUT OF HERE
I was freaking out when No Magic Required hit the top fast and the bobbed in and out like a whore giving a beej.
You deserve it though. I loved your story.
Oh don't be so modest! Squeaky Clean Fun was a great fic, typos aside. It gave me some feels, which guaranteed a fave on my end. I found it actually really cute, and a bit humorous. I enjoy that in a fanfic. I'll be looking forward to the reading the sequel. ;)
Promise Regidar that Shining gets Twilight pregnant and he'd love you forever.
I think that's hot too, and I know it'd do pretty well.