Harem Ponies... oh no... · 9:55pm Nov 1st, 2015
Great, this is just great! First, Prince Fire wanted to add my three friends and I to his harem! And now, he's had his handmaidens dye our coats and manes, and dress us in funny outfits! Look what they did to poor Vanilla!
These outfits are enchanted so we can't take them off! And the worst part is what happened to poor Daffodil! Can she even see out of that mask?
Poor Surprise! She looks so hot and stuffy in what they stuffed her into! She reminds me of a middle eastern wizard!
And I'm stuck in the most stereotypical one! This thing is sooooo uncomfortable! The veil is making my nose itch, and the thong is riding up my-uggghhhhh! 
We gotta get this resolved, before it's too late! I don't wanna be shipped back to Saddle Arabia like this!
Paradise Oasis
Oh dear. How insane is this man that he made you feel all uncomfortable? Let me tell you, I have a musical background and I also have a fashion background. Let's not forget either of them. I think this song may accurately describe your situation, madame:
(Courtesy of CBS Records, Music Licensing Department)
- Coco Pommel
I'm just going to leave alone why ponies even have thongs.
What does Saddle Arabia have to offer that is worth four ponies' freedom?
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You think that's weird? Do you remember the incident where Scheherazade had the baby ponies dressed up like this, and dancing the dance of the seven veils when North Star opened that stupid door?
Yeah, this is normal for us.
WHAT IS THIS?! GET THIS OFF ME!
- Daffodil
I would have thought your ruler might be a little upset at this? To say nothing of your husbands.
That is a gross violation of your rights! Angelsdamnit I have half the mind to park the Everfree off their coast!
SABRE! Get a team together, get those mares and their families to the embassy. This does not stand.
-Sirocco
3514055 I agree!!! So itchy!!! ARRRGH!!!!
3514073 I would tend to agree. Somepony needs to tell this idiot prince that he's messing with mares who already have husbands.
Ones who are no doubt not happy that this young upstart had designs one their ladies.
*sighs* I'm sorry, but given my own home and history, I'm not overly impressed with the way that your Queen Majesty looks after and protects you guys.
If that little twerp tried something like this where I live? I know two Princesses (excuse me, three Princesses (almost forgot our dear Princess of Friendship and Magic there for a sec!)) who would wipe him, and by extension, Saddle Arabia, right off the proverbial map for being so Sun Phoenix-cursed presumptuous!
- Whitewolf Stormrunner, Senior Scout, Royal Equestrian Scout and Exploration Corps, Equestria, Dimension Third Astrea.
3514321 I CAN BAREÖY SEE ANYTHING!
3513976 I didn't need that imagery to gain that detail.
*snort* S-sorry, I'll j-just...
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Okay, I'm calm now. Sorry about that. But you do look ridiculous with those outfits!
Bronze Shield.
3515286 These reigns are so tight!
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Yes!
- Daffodil
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Excuse me, can I just do a thing?
*hit you in the face*
Thanks
- Daffodil
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*pinches bleeding nose*
Dat laff woz worth id, dough.
Bronze Shield.
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Yes, you mister are very right! I will never, ever, dare mentioning to my coltfriend, Garden Glade, less I want him to buck the poor young prunce in the rear end...
And concerning our safety, I can only say that at least we Hastland ponies from the bitter north do not need anyone looking after us. We mind our own business and escape our own problems
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Hmpf, next time you'll know jetter than to laugh at a Hastlander. We know what to do when it's needed.
- Daffodil
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Actually ,i surpsied his nose wasn't aready blleding from what that outfit shows off on you! Sheesh!
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Ouch! You all right?
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And this why Glade is never ever going to hear about it... the poor prince would be doomed!
And you don't need to help Bronze, he deserved it!
- Daffodil
3516120 Thank you, my dear.
And it's "miss". I'm a mare.
No harm, no foul, though. Happens to me all the time.
If I had an Equestrian Bit for every time it happened.........
And that's very good thinking.
Where that's concerned, I kinda thought so.
- Whitewolf Stormrunner, Senior Scout, Royal Equestrian Scout and Exploration Corps, Equestria, Dimension Third Astrea.
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I see, I am so sorry Miss. I did not know.
But I am glad you greed with me
- Daffodil
3516419 That's okay, Daffodil. Like I said, it happens to me all the time, so there's no harm done, and certainly no hard feelings over it.
Not on my end, anyway.
And yes, I mist certainly do!
- Whitewolf Stormrunner
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It's alright, was just a nosebleed. Nothing too serious. As worth it as it was, I should have thought better than to laugh at the four of you in front of Daffodil.
You all do look good in those outfits, as ridiculous as they are.
Bronze Shield.