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Paradise Oasis


Royal librarian of Dream Valley, writer of Ponykind's greatest generation!

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Nov
1st
2015

Greetings from Saddle Arabia · 3:05pm Nov 1st, 2015

Most honorable ponies of Dream Valley, I bring you greetings! I am communicating with you today, because I wish to open trade negotiations with you, so that we may exchange goods through both of our countries system of barter. We are of an opinion that this will greatly enrich your nations economy, and we have sent along several chests of gold and spices as a token of our affection. We hope that this will lead to a greater friendship between our two herds.

However, as a token of your esteemed goodwill, there is something we request, in order that we may be ensured of your sincerity. A year past four mares visited our country; the noble ladies Paradise Oasis, Surprise Song, Vanilla Mocha, and Daffodil of Hastland. These mares made quite an impression upon our person, and we would like to request them as additions to our royal harem, in exchange for exclusive trade rights for Dream Valley. We leave you with this offer to ponder over for awhile, but we are certain you will see the benefits of our proposal.

Respectfully yours,

Prince Fire of Saddle Arabia


YIPE! Girls, we got a PROBLEM! :pinkiesad2:

-Paradise Oasis

Comments ( 24 )

*blinks* Ok I can see the problem.

-Sirocco

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Yeah, you're not kidding, Siracco. :rainbowderp: Still, Prince Fire's just a colt... and he requested, not threatened. I think he can be reasoned with...

... I hope :pinkiesad2:

-Paradise Oasis

Can't we all negotiate on changing the proposal for the trade agreement?

Bronze Shield.

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Not threatening is a good start.

-Sirocco

Being added to a ROYAL HAREM!? Are these ponies completely out of their MINDS?! Do they think that we are ponies completely without honoure? Because let me just get this clear, all of us got honour, even though it may not be as important to some of them as it us to me. And because of this honour, I say that I WILL NEVER AGREE with anything even close to what was suggested!

- A very offended Daffodil

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Yeah Daff, I can't disagree with you much there....

-Paradise Oasis

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Nope. It's a shameless proposal and we have all rights to be offended

- Daffodil

W-what?!

-Vanilla Mocha

3513252 It seems Prince Fire wants to add us to his wife collection! :pinkiecrazy:

-Paradise Oasis

3513266 I understand that- b-b-but why?! :pinkiegasp:

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We're pretty mares. he's a colt just coming of age, why do you THINK he wants to add us to his harem?! :ajbemused: Isn't it kind of obvious what he intends to do with us? :rainbowlaugh:

We probably made a good impression on him when we were visiting, and Surprise was nice to him. He doesn't know many mares or fillies besides his sister, after all. He took a liking to us, I guess.

Paradise

3513299 I volunteer Daffodil as the first one! Heh... sorry Daffy...

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Ladies, to be fair to the kid, his request is not that unreasonable for his culture. He respects and likes us enough to want to make us his wives. I'm flattered he thinks that highly of us... but we have no intention of marrying him, as we're from a culture that believes in monogamy (1 mare, 1 stallion).

There is no way any of us are getting-UGGHHHHH! :pinkiesick:

-Paradise

Gah! What?

-Surprise Song

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You traitous little satamara (devil girl)!


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Well said!

- Daffodil

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Guess he took a liking to you after you were so friendly to him, Surprise! Enjoy living under a veil for the rest of your life! :applejackconfused:

Paradise

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I don't wanna go, Daff, but the nice big stallion guard with the big sharp scimitar says we have to! :twilightoops:

-Paradise

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What?! They can not force us to do such things! It is not within their right BEFORE we agreed upon the agreement, and you can tell them roght away that i am NOT leaving

- Daffodil

3513415 Fine then- Surprise! YOU are the first!

3513747 Yes! Surprise can be handed over first!
- Daffodil

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Come on, girls! We need to do something about this!
Wait, what are these veiled Saddle Arabian mares doing to us... ? What are those outfits they have for..... :rainbowderp: ohhh boy.....

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What are they doing?? How do we get em to STOP?

- Daffodil

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I don't knowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Surprise Song

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