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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Sep
16th
2015

Continuing with the silliness · 9:36pm Sep 16th, 2015

Tarnished Teapot

S: 6
P: 6
E: 6
C: 6
I: 5
A: 6
L: 1 (10)

Perk: Poison Joke. Your luck changes depending on a variety of factors. Most of the time, your luck is rotten. Every now and then though, there is no pony luckier.

Maud Pie

S: 10
P: 4
E: 10
C: 2
I: 7
A: 5
L: 5

Perk: The Rock. You are The Rock. You are stony, grey, and solid. In times of trouble, you can be catapulted towards the enemy. The enemy is not a rock. They are soft and squishy. Beware of falling rock.

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The enemy is not a rock. They are soft and squishy.

a rock can squish the enemy

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From an old Warhammer game book with a huge thrown rock:

You cannot make any armor saves. It's a rock.

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So... beware of incoming Maud Pie.

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

This is beautiful... But what are the stats about? How are they calculated and stuff? Im confuzzled

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SPECIAL.

Strength
Perception
Endurance
Charisma
Intelligence
Agility
Luck.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/SPECIAL

3397677 AHA
Thanks, man

In times of trouble, you can be catapulted towards the enemy. The enemy is not a rock.

:rainbowlaugh:

Well I see I'm not alone with all the Fallout hype! Is someone reading through Project Horizons per chance :pinkiehappy:?

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No. Should I be?

I mean, I'm kinda busy writing... :derpytongue2:

3397897 Just trying to put two and two together. With all the Fallout Hype lately with Fallout 4 coming out in a bit and Project Horizons being uploaded to FimFic coupled with the your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats for my favorite couple I just had to ask. Its roughly ~1.7 million words last I checked so it is quite the journey...

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I listed Bucky's SPECIAL stats a long, long time ago in a blog post. I do this now and again. For some reason, it amuses me. :duck:

Now all they need is steam powered weaponry for Tarnished and heavy armor for Maud.

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