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I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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Apr
8th
2015

Job get! · 8:32pm Apr 8th, 2015

Job acquired!

Its on the other end of the province.

Get up at 6.10-6.20 AM, arrive in city to catch express bus at 6.45 (half hour journey), arrive in Belfast at 8.00, desperately find somewhere that I can steal someone's breakfast sandwich from under their nose and escape the police (an hour), start work at 9.00 AM, finish at 5.30 PM, half hour journey to catch 6.00 bus, arrive at nearest city to home at 7.00, half hour drive home at 7.30, eat dinner by 8.00, and MAYBE I get something productive done before bed.

All for ten pound an hour to stare blankly at a screen and shift through hundreds of thousands of documents for my overlords and finally put my law degree to use.

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My apologies if there's any further delays because of this.

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Comments ( 13 )

Congrats Handy Mandy.

Achievement unlocked: Employed.

I hope that your job goes well.

Well done good sir.

Good job. Or not, I guess. Take your pick after the first week. :derpytongue2:

All for ten pound an hour to stare blankly at a screen and shift through hundreds of thousands of documents for my overlords and finally put my law degree to use.

All-in-all, that sound pretty damn good to me.

As an $8usd/h night shift slave, it sounds like an job that'd be hard to turn down/

That sounds like a ton of effort for that amount of money.

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2961457 Needs a god-damn trophy is what it does

2961532 So do I

2961588 Danke

2961692 First job I manage to secure that pays any appreciable sum over the minimum wage. Definitely a good thing.

2962302 I promise nothing.

2962718 Fucking hell, I know right?

2964184 Actually, this sort of shit is increasingly becoming the norm here and in the Republic of Ireland.

The wonders of globalism and centralizing anything of any worth to the major cities and fuck the rest of 90% of the country.

2965321 New goal added. Marriage or solo? choose carefully.

2965325 Well no sense not setting the goal for marriage, but I honestly wouldn't hold my breath.

2965338 only the time will tell if you take the solo or marriage route. it's a long-term mission, after all.

Now go and enjoy yourself, because monday is once again storming the gates within few days....

Sleeeeeeeeep.

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