Greetings From McDonalds! · 2:57pm Apr 1st, 2015
Hi folks, Peppy Grayskull here. I'm sitting outside a McDonalds playplace, writing this in between furtive glances at the kids running around the jungle gym. Not the boys, mind you, that's just gross- I've got my eye on this particular little girl with blond hair and blue eyes. As a true Aryan with neckbeard and fedora and square-rimmed glasses, I think it's important to keep my eyes on beautiful children like that. But enough about that- I guess you're wondering why I'm hijacking Badgerpony's account, so I'll tell it to you straight- there was never a Badgerpone. It was always me!
Makes sense, right? My love for foals being a projection for my love for little girls, my oversexualized library of fanfics, my desires for young children like Applebloom to be put in my basement collection of little girls... I mean, it's obvious! I was Peppy all along! I hope you guys aren't too surprised by this sudden new development. Life is strange right?
Right. Anyways, I'm happy I was able to clear this up. People kept attacking me on my main account because I hated the gays. They can touch little boys and get away with it but I get weird looks if I even touch a little girl's shoulder and breath heavily into their faces. I still hate the gays, you know- I mean, they forced me to flee to this shitty alt and cover my tracks by getting in touch with disgusting faggot types. But I think April 1st is the best time to tell y'all the truth! It's only the day of the year where we're most honest.
I hope you have a good day. I'm afraid I gotta dash- that little girl just rushed to the bathroom alone, and I have to charge up my taser and get my empty hockey bag out of my car. Gonna have a new girl in the dungeon tonight! So glad I could meet ya'll and get our affairs in order.
PS: Rumble's Reluctance is cancelled because it has lesbians
Shit Grayskull back! Hide yo kids, hide yo ponies!
2931699 I wish I could get away with writing kiddy porn like you, Aku. Except about little girls. Because little boys are gross. Dicks are gross. Except my dick. Three inches is a perfect length.
pepe pls
Sweet Jesus I'm
wethardaroused right now.2932282 you're too old
Your folds are probably all open and gross
2932326 I'm tighter than your mother was last night.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck is up with that blog. Are you serious? If you are there is something seriously wrong with you. ( Don't expect any future replies you fucked up nut)
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Try harder, dweeb.
2939477 you're a day late pal