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Art by Crack Javelin.

New chapter tomorrow.

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[Peaceful Treasure]

I absolutely love this; Magic The Gathering, correct? I don't play card games of any type, the only game I can actually play is Blackjack.

[Brony2893]

MTG forever \o/
Chandra ftw

[FanOfMostEverything]

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I am so sorry.

Okay, first of all, the mana symbols are in the wrong order. Colorless first, then blue, then red, as per shortest-clockwise-path order. Normal and Phyrexian mana have never been mixed in a cost, so I'm not sure what the protocol is for ordering them. (Also, Phyrexian mana? Yikes. He even sells an addictive black substance. )

The Owner... is coffee? As in, the actual substance? Because that's what his type line indicates. I'd have just gone with "Legendary Creature — Advisor". (Yes, that's how the game spells it.) He isn't a pony, or a human, or anything else. Just... an advisor. Mostly about beverages.

As for the ability, the trigger should either be "When you cast The Owner" or "When The Owner enters the battlefield." The rest can be summarized as "The Owner wins the game. (Not you. The card.)" I'm leaving aside the ridiculously overpowered ability because I have some modicum of self-control.

Lastly, there's no need to attribute flavor text on a creature card when the creature itself is providing the quote.

And again, my apologies. I know it's a joke, but you can't just show me a Magic card and expect me not to fix it. You might as well go to the Cafe and not order anything.

... No. Surely that wasn't why you were laughing. Surely not.

[Rinnaul]

I used to make my own MtG cards. I can't find a link to the one I wanted (Chuck Norris), but here's another favorite:

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[Derpmind]

The Owner plays MtG? Oh, of course The Owner does, including cheating with OP cards that didn't used to exist.

[KitsuneRisu]

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You frighten me more than I frighten myself.

It's quite clear that I don't play nearly enough MtG to know all this, isn't it?

I do admire your spirit, though, and for that, I offer you this coupon for one free beverage at The Cafe (quantum cup optional) as an apology for the shoddy job at cobbling together the card.

The Owner... is coffee? As in, the actual substance?

Clearly, this is his true form.

[FanOfMostEverything]

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Oh, no apology necessary (though I'll gladly take that coupon.) If anything, I had fun.

[Martian]

dat Owner

[FanOfMostEverything]

Presented without further comment.

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[KitsuneRisu]

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See, now that is legit. Also, very nice. Very creative. With your permission I'd like to add this to a sort of collection of bonus stuff I have at the end of the series!

Also if you wanted to do a better job with The Owner than I did, please feel absolutely free.

[FanOfMostEverything]

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You are certainly welcome to use it. As for the Owner, I'm going to hold off for now. I get the feeling I'm going to need every datum you're willing to give in order to do him justice.

[KitsuneRisu]

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^_^

[Dinoguy1000]

Words cannot express how much I like this. I've been wondering about that picture ever since I saw it on Skype.