Mar
15th
2015
My fic is flooded with upvotes... · 8:29pm Mar 15th, 2015
So... uh... Twilight's Bathroom is Flooded With Semen has over 1k upvotes.
Seriously, guys?
I'd like to thank the one-thousand and seventeen people who thought this was worth the upvote. I'd also like to thank Waterpear for accidentally egging me on to write this patently retarded idea, as proven in this document here which is open to commenting.
I'd also like to apologize to Bookish Delight for almost accidentally giving her a concussion. Sorry about that. Seems there are a lot of accidents involving this fic, really.
I'm just going to sit in the corner and think about what hell I have wrought upon FimFiction.
Not enough semen.
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The look of Adagio watching Spike's tower of cum spitting up into the air as he jizzes. :P
Seriously though, congrats. It was a funny little story.
2880454 So his jizz flashes white?
That is a bad mental image.
2880449 Of course you would say that.
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And thank you. I'm glad that you were entertained.
Soon you'll have more up-votes than words in the story itself.
Does this mean I get royalties?
2880461 STOP GIVING ME IDEAS!
2880499 ...wouldn't that be something.
2880561 If I made any money off of it, sure.
... Are you honestly surprised about that on this site?
Why do we love it?
BECAUSE IT'S A MASTER PIECE OF PURE ORIGINALITY!!!!!
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I hear an echo somewhere...
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Yep, there it is.
2880606 Yes. I can honestly say that I wasn't expecting one thousand words about Twilight's bathroom being flooded with semen to get 1k upvotes.
I would never accept a job as a FiMFiction moderator. They have to see this kind of shit in their piles and just...
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2880818 I know, right?
Fics about semen and diapers and piss... it'd probably end up breaking me, honestly.
2880827 Ooh Ooh! Where do I sign up?
They can take my lands, They can take the sky, but they'll never take my SANITY! (They'll have to find it first. Ha!)
You are welcome. You could not have done it without me.
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Welcome to FimFiction, where the weird is loved and the weirdest is featured, Syeekoh!
2880827 The worst part is that you've got to read all of it. It can be the vilest concept imaginable, and you'd still have to read every word just to make sure it conforms to the content standards of this site. Which are loose as hell, so long as the rating is accurate.
2881085 What I think they do is skim stories and look for keywords based on the tags.
2881088 I hope so. The alternative is simply too grim to imagine.
Eh. I've hit my head for less.
Just be happy, dude. You know what I had to do to get the only 1000 upvotes I've ever gotten? I had to do a full month and a half's work dissecting a character to her bare essentials, doing the research to giving her a brand new character arc from scratch, then going through weeks of editing 15,000 words!
god i love this place
2881762 That story is excellent and a work of art. It made me feel things. You deserve every accolade for it.
I just gave a thousand people a cheap laugh.
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Smiles are smiles, mang.
2881771 Yeah, I guess. That was the goal, after all.
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You are THE only author I know of that can spin such fantastic tales from utterly demented premises. Those upvotes are well-deserved.
Syeekoh, go to your room and think about what you've done.
2880678 Not to be weird but...Plz tell me that last comment of urs is an actual fanfic or pic floating somewhere on the internet. :3
2882187 Okay.
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I honestly don't know, but that would be quite uh...
Interesting.
You mean it's OVERFLOWING with upvotes... that just happen to flood the rest of fic. haha, grats. xD
P.S. You touched yourself. I can see your green thumb. Naughty Dazzling, you.
2901735 Touching yourself is the best exercise there is.