Ask Pre-Reader Noir Voice stuff!

So Present Perfect is retiring his Pre-Reader handle and going to be open with his responses from now own since he's decided to put on some big boy pants.

If you ever got some annoying feedback or something from Pre-Reader Noir Voice and want to ask him about it, now you know who he is and here's a handy blog post to ask it at.

I'm sort of putting together a blog post about this idea and so will try and put it up soonish.

Comments

[xjuggernaughtx]

The tragedy here is that Noir Voice doesn't seem to have rejected anything I've sent in. I have this one opportunity to release this pent up rage, but alas! PresentPerfect is such a jerk for never giving my stories the boot. Selfish sonofa— (descends into grumbling...)

[PresentPerfect]

2744713
It's your fault for not sucking more. :V

[xjuggernaughtx]

2745171 Oh, yeah? You don't think I can write bad stories? I'll submit so many bad stories to EQD, you'll, like, say, "Hey, this is quite a lot of rotten stories from xjuggernaughtx." I'll SQUID the hell out of my human self-inserts, and I'll harem the shit out of the whole town! Then I'll cut to Luna physically walking around on the moon and crying in a flashback. Next, we pair off Spike and Rarity, who turns into a thestral for no adequately explained reason. Finally, I'll plagiarize The JaAm Cycle.

You will rue this day, PP!

[PresentPerfect]

2745252
Just write one story and call it "The Worst Fanfic Ever".

Though that title may be taken, I dunno.

[horizon]

2745252
Totally gonna steal those ideas for the crackfic I occasionally think about writing.

In exchange, have the opening paragraph:

It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and the seventh Element of Harmony was quietly sobbing over a dark secret in their tragic past. Then a lavender unicorn chased a human out of the Everfree Forest, firing horn-lasers at him while he screamed something about a misunderstanding — and with an ear-piercing bang, my cliché meter overloaded.

[xjuggernaughtx]

2749371 I'm with you until the cliché part. I don't see any clichés in there. Only, sweet, sweet fanfic goodness. The kind that Present Perfect might have to review one day.

That seven Element better be the Element of Spine-Ripping. Or Sports.

[horizon]

2749438
Wait a second — we're doing this so that 2745341 can review it?

I changed my mind. Play it straight.